golf clap

A sexually transmitted disease given by using the golf stick for uses other than those intended, such as savage beast-love.
-PhD Liam Domonkos

Tiger woods buggered me with his golf stick and I got golf clap :D

by Liam Domonkos May 19, 2004

golf clap

another word for mastrubation

"What's taking him so long?"
"He's golf clapping!"

by Mahoney September 19, 2005

golf clap

A method of congratulating a friend on a great hit when smoking the green herb

As my hit filled the tent, I received a golf clap from my friends.

by Ethereal Monkey April 14, 2006

Golf Clap Them Cheeks

This is what you do whenever you have to have sex really quietly.

I had to golf clap them cheeks with my girlfriend last night, or her roommate might have woken up.

by Undo Hajiban September 27, 2020

Mexican Golf Clap

In a Golf Foursome, one player is teeing off and the three other players go behind the tee-box and pull down there pants to moon, while smacking there ass with hands creating a clap after the player has hit the ball. The unsuspecting player turns around thinking it's an applause to only see butt cheeks mooning him/her.

My friend was driving from the tee-box while three others were performing a Mexican Golf Clap.

by mhawke69 August 26, 2015

Golf clap

A VD many golfers get.

Every golfer that fucked her got the golf clap.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019