golf clap

another word for mastrubation

"What's taking him so long?"
"He's golf clapping!"

by Mahoney September 19, 2005

golf clap

A method of congratulating a friend on a great hit when smoking the green herb

As my hit filled the tent, I received a golf clap from my friends.

by Ethereal Monkey April 14, 2006

Golf clap

A VD many golfers get.

Every golfer that fucked her got the golf clap.

by Solid Mantis April 13, 2019

Golf Clap Them Cheeks

This is what you do whenever you have to have sex really quietly.

I had to golf clap them cheeks with my girlfriend last night, or her roommate might have woken up.

by Undo Hajiban September 27, 2020

Mexican Golf Clap

In a Golf Foursome, one player is teeing off and the three other players go behind the tee-box and pull down there pants to moon, while smacking there ass with hands creating a clap after the player has hit the ball. The unsuspecting player turns around thinking it's an applause to only see butt cheeks mooning him/her.

My friend was driving from the tee-box while three others were performing a Mexican Golf Clap.

by mhawke69 August 26, 2015

Golf Claps

Enthusiastic, but subdued applause for a job well done.

Mom: "I finally learned how to add friends on Facebook!"
Me: "Golf Claps for Mommy!"

by lastdayofmagic March 2, 2010

Golfclap

Golfclap, is the clapping you hear in golfing tournaments. Generally people clap because of courtesy, and tradition, so it lacks any real feeling of excitement.

"You clap half-heartedly, clearly unimpressed."
"Ted talked about his achievements with ladies last night.. Golfclap."

by Redsnapp February 14, 2009