joey gladstone

Joey Gladstone's famous quote used in the Hit Sitcom Full House.

Cut it out...

Hey Brandon, Joey Gladstone it.

by Fisticuffs May 14, 2006

Goldsmoke

Noun. An illusion or mirage.

What she took for riches was, in fact, mere goldsmoke, a mirage of prosperity from her disadvantaged childhood.

On the outside, her husband was a vision of art. Underneath it all existed a volatile mix of hubris and goldsmoke.

by William Dean A. Garner March 14, 2011

Gladstone

Biggest shithole on earth. Located in Australia people hang out at there local Maccas all night for just a slight bit of fun. Most chicks are sluts most guys are fugly.

Bill: wow look at them babes
Paul: dude there from gladstone
Bill: does that mean they got
Paul: yeast infection... Yep
Bill: ewww

by King Of The Derros June 4, 2010

Joey Gladstone

Originally from the 1980's sitcom, Full House, is now used to describe one whom feeds off another family, ala a parasite, and finds refuge in that hosts basement.

See also Andy Morris, not to be confused with Zach Morris, from another 1980's sitcom, Saved by the Bell.

Awesome Cale, you're gonna be such a Joey Gladstone when you grow up!

by Play Galaga! April 25, 2005

gladstone

a type of suitcase with flexible sides and a rigid frame, sometimes called a gladstone bag.

in catcher in the rye, holden packs his stuff into a gladstone

by elizabeth l April 28, 2006

GLADSTONE

Gladstone- also known as Gladhole, the biggest shithole in Queensland. Full of derros that mainly live in barneypoint and Toolooa. I advise you to wear shoes, never know what you can step on around here...
It’s full of 10 to 17 year old boys & girls that reckon they’re eshays, walking around in they’re polo, bumbag n they’re tns- either at a party, vortexing their drinks or at the local Maccas.

The fullas have half developed moustaches & all the girls got std’s. So always wear protection; on your willy & your feet ;) But is Gladiators have mad taste in music!

James: oi damo, are we going to late night tonight?
Damo: yeah I feel like staunching some kids.
James: but that’s what we did last week
Damo: i don’t care it, afterwards I got lucky with Jessica.
James: ah dude you better get checked out...
Damo: yeah I know, she is from Gladstone after all.

by EshaysAreUs October 2, 2019

Coldstone Depression

The immense amount of regret and shame felt after eating icecream from Coldstone Creamery.

David: "Mer, I feel so horrible after eating that chocolate dipped waffle bowl full of ice cream..."
Meredith: "Yeah babe, that's called Coldstone Depression...I feel it too."

by hi.immeredith August 6, 2011