jeff goldblum

an actor who wathes you poop like in milshakes definition.

if you dont believe me go to www.jeffgoldblumiswatchingyoupoop.com

by Melanthex March 28, 2005

Goldblum

To sneakily attack someone using only your fingers or a long object. Because Jeff Goldblum has creepy, unusually long fingers.

I'm gonna Goldblum Jack with a french fry when he goes to sleep.

by xsuntheweezerx September 24, 2015

goldblumming

When a video game crashes/freezes/gameplay becomes jittery.
Taken from the 1st helicopter scene in jurassic park when jeff goldblum laughs and people like to rewind it and play it over many times because it sounds funny- and so the tape gets warn out and lines come across it and stuff.

'cant be arsed to play any more of this, sonic is goldblumming like a bitch!'

'f**kin goldblumstation 3'

'this is the goldblummiest game i've ever played! check this out i'm in goldblum world here'

by Ben Carr May 29, 2007

Goldblum

To be raped after a breaking and entering. Either commited by street thugs or in prison. the term was coined from 1974's classic film Death Wish where jeff Goldblum rapes the main characters daughter.

Cory: yo man

Friend: what?
Cory: dont go in your cell man theyll goldblum your ass.

by Chris Dolmeph June 18, 2018

Goldblum

noun
1. The cousin of the blumpkin, a goldblum consists of receiving a blow job or oral sex on a toilet while simultaneously using a bidet

I can't believe that she game me a goldblum the other day. The bidet was the best part.

by PandaMan PHD May 31, 2020