Godelay

The time it takes for a vehicle to get moving after the light turns green.

That driver's godelay must have added 4 car lengths to the line of traffic!

by JTfromTTown June 3, 2010

godsammit

when your friend Sam does something bad and you want to say goddammit but you say this instead.

Godsammit Sam you fell down the stairs AGAIN!

by samjl99 April 2, 2017

For the gods

An extremely good thing, accomplishment, or just something that's fabulous. Something or someone who is great, exceptional, to-the-t or just plain perfect.

"Oh yas hunny, this weave is FOR THA GODS!"

"Her shoes are brand new! Those are for tha gods!!!!"

"This perfect homework is for the gods! Yes!!!"

by tmmontgomery December 22, 2012

bro goddess

A mythical creature that combines bro time with a hot and sexy (usually sassy or sarcastic) package. Basically the coolest person in the world combining sex appeal and slightly toned down bro behavior. Not to be confused with a bro hoe this girl may or may not be easy depending on a male or female view of sex and number of sexual partners. Can occur when fathers aren't given sons to pass on their knowledge to. Not to be confused with a lesbian that appears manly, the bro goddess must be at least straight leaning towards bisexual is an added bonus. Can be a great wingman when hunting a threesome. Not to be confused with butch the bro goddess appears to be a demure female in everyday situations until she speaks.

That Jessie chick, on the mountian bike, chugging a beer, giving me the finger? Oh she's the bro goddess for sure.

by buriedlemons April 23, 2010

straight goddess

a girl that is perfect in every physical way

Joe: WOW that girls really hot.
Steve: Yeah, she's straight goddess

by NuttyNigel December 13, 2009

american gods

An awesome book about America written by an awesome british dude. There's a Leprechaun who's addicted to heroin, and a gay genie cab driver. I know this definition sucks, just read it.

"Just finished chapter one of American Gods and a Hooker ate a dude with her vagina, what the fuck?"
"Yeah it's pretty weird."

by wsedtrfyguhio November 24, 2013

juice-goddess

Woman that spits game. Female player.

The juice-goddess is at work.

by fadihenry February 18, 2015