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goatse'd

the act of being fooled, tricked.
often related with being led to the site www.goatse.cx
Jmechy: www.google.com@goatse.cx O Fishsticks o: i hope its not goatse O Fishsticks o: dammit O Fishsticks o: I swear to god im gonna kill you
by Jmechy February 24, 2003
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The Goatse.cx Lawyer

The guy who informs us if we need a warning.
The goatse.cx lawyer has informed us that we need a warning! So... if you are under the age of 18 or find this photograph offensive, please don't look at it. Thank you!
by Dot See Ex October 24, 2004
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goatsified

To have your butthole stretched open at least 6" in diameter.
That fool was goatsified.
by vectus October 27, 2003
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goatse

Goatse.cx (pronounced "goat see" or "goat see dot cx", often truncated to goatse, often referenced by one of its current URLs, and occasionally called goatsex) is one of the most infamous Internet shock sites. Its front page contains a sexually explicit picture, featuring a man wearing a gold ring on his left hand (and nothing else) manually stretching his anus and rectum to a diameter roughly equal to the width of his hand. Below his gaping anus, the man's dangling penis and testicles are visible. The site is commonly linked to by Internet pranksters in order to shock unsuspecting users with the image.

As of January 14, 2004, the domain goatse.cx is no longer online. However, many mirrors of the site are still available and the image itself has been posted at many other websites. The most common mirror was goat.cx; however, goat.cx was no longer online as of February 22, 2005. As of February 27 of that year, the domain goat.cx, like goatse.cx, had been suspended by the Christmas Island Internet Administration, however the domain as of April 2005 appeared to be back online, showing only the message "be right back." In May 2005, there was an image on the site showing a pumpkin with some hands around it as if it was stretching its anus. Christmas Island Technology Corp has registered goats.cx as of May 24, 2002 with obviously nonexistent name servers, presumably in an attempt to prevent another mirror of the original goatse.cx.
Mom, Dad? I had another bad dream about Goatse, can I sleep in your bed tonight?
by roloscopy July 16, 2008
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Goatseed

When you see an open anus without wanting to see an open anus.
Hey guys I don't know if I should say this, but Jared goatseeded Me last night!
by Swagerdick420 June 3, 2018
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goatse

Website featuring a picture of a man practising anal stretching. Usually, it's a link given to unsuspecting people so when they check it out, they get hit by the image and are supposed to be scarred for life by it. This man is not a hermaphrodite.
(in, say, iSketch) Player draws a picture of a man stretching his anus.

Other players: 'Oh God... another Goatse fan.'
by WCD September 16, 2005
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goatseal

The act of opening someone’s ass cheeks so you can see the butthole
I goatsealeld my girlfriend so hard last night said Brad Chad
by HJmoney September 2, 2019
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