Goatism

When who makes sounds like "Eh la doo" or "gagagagaga." Usually 5" or smaller. Related to the famous pinhead pak

Goatism is when you make annoying sounds.

by Pomp33 April 4, 2015

Goatism

A group of awesome people who pledge allegiance to the goat, the llama, the alpaca, and hillbillies as well as the horse song, hillbilly song and the chicken on a raft.

Religion.

That man would do very well running a seven eleven in norweigia. I bet he could even last 500 hours or more with a chiken on a raft. We should force him to join goatism.

by High Fantabulous Llama March 6, 2013

GODtistics

The practice of listening to the words an reviewing the historical results of God.

Godtistics promised us long life. It's proven time an time again, the Dr.'s stats either old data, skewed and/or fabricated.
Let's base this ones prognosis on Godtistics; I like those odds better.

by CoreLotz August 19, 2020

goatstuck

Noun: to be stuck under a cute baby goat, who is asleep in your lap.

I would love to come over for coffee, but at the moment I am goatstuck.

by Fatherpaul September 18, 2020

goatstick

One who lacks basic skills of survival in the world. Dumbwitted.

That Grant Goettl is a real goatstick.

by itsyourmakergoatboy April 27, 2009

goatish

horny; hot as a 3 dollar pistol

Are You Goatish?

by #86 October 21, 2003

goatstick

Sum shit da bro travis be sayin, sick shit tbh.

goatstick!!.* @nedaJ2Cozy

by nedaJ2Cozy September 27, 2019