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cum and go seek

when you ejactulate on her face. you go hide while she cleans out her eyes. then she comes and finds you.
hey baby. lets cum and go seek.

Purely for male entertainment this game is all about the thrill of the chase. The guy cums on her face and while she is temporarily blinded you (the male) go and hide. Upon regaining sight she comes and finds you. what happens after that... we don't know.

(him) o my god baby I'm bout to cum.
(her) yes yes i want to cum for me
(him) ok baby i gonto cum on your face.
(her) o my god i can't see anything.
(him) Cum and go seek baby.
by cnmgoseeker November 30, 2015
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Nut & Go Seek

To have your friends to go wait in their garage or drive way. Then you go some were in the house and pull a quicky, and bust a nut either on the floor, or a piece of furniture. Then say to the household owner or guest that "i bet you can't find it." And try to get them to unknowingly step in or accidently touch the jizz.
Dude, i totally got Johnny with that game of Nut & Go Seek!
by Lubeskyballer959595 April 28, 2011
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Global hide-and-go-seek

Global hide-and-go-seek is the pastime of the rich and hunted. This large and expensive game consists of one country/faction/group/key-person hiding somewhere in the world (the middle-east is a favoured hideout) and the other country/faction/group/key-person attempting to find them. Rules:
1. Innocent civilians must be killed
2. The Bush administration must be in some way involved
3. Players may not tell anyone that they are playing
4. If found you’re on your own

The Winners:
Elvis Presley
Jesus Christ
That guy who was on the news raping a cushion
Osama Bin Laden

The Losers:
Saddam Hussein
Dick Turpin
Adolf Hitler

Tips:
1.Do not hide in a hole
2.Do not use your real name
3.Do not trust your fellow Aryans

People son to begin playing:
George Bush, Jr
The entire staff of Guantanimo Bay
Jesus, Indian
Osama bin Laden is the current winner of Global hide-and-go-seek.
by Hans Brix June 11, 2006
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King of Hide-and-go-Seek

"They shot the King of Hide-and-go-Seek"
by Pussy-Fart September 6, 2017
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hide and go seek

popular child hood game. sometimes popular among young adults that are not to cool for it. involves a bunch of people hiding and one person seeking them all out. whoever the first person is then in turn the seeker in the next game. not a good game to play outdoors in flip flops, results in nasty walmart feet :(
kid one: lets go do something interactive...

kid two: lets go play hide and go seek!!!

kid one: hells freakin yess!!!!!!
by a.rod September 30, 2008
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go seek who will nod you (hebrew)

when you are talking to someone, and what him to get lost, or expresing disbelive
person a: "i won the Lottorie"
person b: go seek who will nod you.

or

person a: "i need your help polishing the boiler"
person b: go seek who will nod you.
by yair March 17, 2005
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hide and go seek syndrome

Whenever you are the hider in "hide and go seek" and as soon as you get settled in your hiding spot you realize how badly you have to piss.

Often happens in various stealth games, during important meetings, or when taking exams.
"Man I had a great spot but I realized I had some hide and go seek syndrome so I took one for the team to go wizz"
by Segment62 June 29, 2017
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