Go Hard in the Motherfucking Paint

To pile at least 4 people into a basement bathroom, then proceed to smoke copious amounts of Marijuana using a vaporizer with the door closed, the fan on, the lights off, a strobe light flashing, and rave music plays on a nearby boombox/ghetto blaster.

Maria: "Hey, did you guys go hard in the motherfucking paint last weekend?"

Colin: "No, we couldn't. Nobody had a free bathroom for the night."

by SpudHawk August 14, 2012

go hard in the crayons

Similar to going hard in the paint, going hard in the crayons is going just a little bit harder, as if to say one has been going hard since they used Crayolas in Preschool.

"Man I went way too hard today. I'm way past paint, I go hard in the crayons now"

by acarnz April 27, 2012

go hard in the paint

To pop a boner and stick it into a can of paint.

Joe: I go hard in the paint every night dude
Matt: Like, you played basketball?
Joe: Uhh...

by jaguaro March 6, 2014

Go hard in the paint

To have sexual intercourse with a woman on her period.

This term originated off of frazho road in a Detroit suburb called "The Ville".

GUY 1 "I picked this girl up last night, she was on the rag though."
GUY 2 "did you go hard in the paint."

by nvrgohard June 12, 2011

go hard or go home

When you lose an erection before your sexual partner is pleasured. If you can't get an erection "hard" you should return to your dwellings.

"Im not even wet yet you can go hard or go home"

by captaincockring February 14, 2012

Go hard or go home

Commonly confused with the expression “go big or go home” by people who don’t know what they’re doing, this phrase actually refers to a reminder from a dude bro that if another dude bro cannot get an erection, he may as well just go home.

Jim Bob: Yo my dude! That girl totally just asked me for a one night stand!
Bruce: Remember to go hard or go home man!

by B*chplz January 28, 2018

go hard on a bitch

going hard on a bitch means just going hard at something from fighting from gettin money from having sex go hard at everything you do

Man i came home from a long day of trappin my girl started trippin so i smacked her i got the right to go hard on a bitch

I was fuckin this chic last night that shit was so good i was going hard on tha bitch

by Icewood January 30, 2007