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Glurpin

A glurpin is a situation when outcomes are different but you benefit from it.
Paying taxes based on percentage and not finite dollar amount is not fair but it's also glurpin.
by LazyBoy76 September 18, 2021
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glurpin

A situation in which different outcomes is better for all.
Person 1: These lockdowns are hurting my business
Person 2: That's terrible, but the lockdowns are better for the most amount of people, even if some have to suffer. What a glurpin.
by Ron64 September 18, 2021
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glurpin

A situation in which different outcomes is better for all.
Capitalism has it's failings, but overall it's a glurpin.
by JustTrying September 21, 2021
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glurpin

A situation in which different outcomes is better for all.
Capitalism in imperfect in its raw form, but overall it's a glurpin.
by JustTrying September 21, 2021
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glurpification

The action of making a Glurpee®
The glurpification of the yellow Gatorade hit harder than Chris Brown hit Rihanna
by average cock Joe February 23, 2023
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Glurie

Glurie, the word meaning "fat" or gelatinous".
Damn bro, he was so Glurie!
by FortO9 March 25, 2023
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Glurping

One man one jar, however there is a preserved male penis in the jar.
Man, "Did you see how Stephen died? He died from Glurping!"
by daaluu April 10, 2024
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