gumpy

A term used for a male homosexual in prison. Derived from the "gump" "gump" sound made while they are sucking cock in the hoosegow.

i.e. I'll kick your teeth down your throat you cocksucking gumpy motherfucker!!!

by tarheelz January 15, 2009

gumpy

The act of being like Forrest Gump; acting Gump liki

Kim kardasian is very gumpy

by corruptedmonks2008 May 18, 2014

Gumpy

A person who is extra strange, silly, nerdy and dorky. In any sequence of combination of the latter. The key to gumpyness is that the person that posseses these qualitys loves them... in every way. And the person must use the term "hess".

"dude, that guy who works at tacobell is extra gumpy"

by Ricky and Danny October 1, 2005

gumpy

noun.
Australian military slang for chocolate bars/confectionery.

Go down the canteen and get me some gumpies.

by Anonymous May 11, 2003

Gumpy Footjob

When one has gumpy and big feet and gives someone a footjob.

Wow your feet are gumpy, can u give me a gumpy footjob?

by Majestic J April 24, 2009

gumpy

(n.) A slur directed towards people with ginger hair. Derogatory.

Jason: told you "thomas dont dye your hair red it gon turn out sillier than a goose with a cracker in its beak" but you didnt listen and now you look like a damn gumpy!

by tommyneedsfriends January 21, 2022

gumpy

1. adj; combination of lurpy and derpy

2. Forrest Gumpy, ie, retarded, stupid, or otherwise downsy

3. creeperish, stalkery, appearing drunken, or loopy in the brain

lookit lurpy john, lurpin his lurpy ass over here.. shit he's beyond lurpy, that fucker's straight gumpy!

by The Wumpus January 18, 2013