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Soviet Glonk

He is A being generally found along with Communist Amoeba. He, too, has only 1 aim in life and that is to establish world order by communism
Soviet Glonk shall fight for communism establishment.
by Communist Amoeba October 20, 2020
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glonk

v., onomatopoeia for the sound that Gmail chat makes when someone sends you an instant message.
by paleoderek September 10, 2011
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Glonk

You see that person over there? She's a total glonk.
by Thanos slong July 15, 2019
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gargoyle glonk

When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.
Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum
by Norwegian Red Snatch May 14, 2014
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Glonked

A situational problem that is clearly needed to solve the problem.
Man, I broke the guitar that you gave me. I'm clearly glonked.
by AMysteriousMan2001 August 1, 2025
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Glonk

When someone or something is absolutely fucking useless/does nothing and dies.
Keith: I feel like a glonk. I do nothing besides rot in my fuckin bed.

Peter: Dw ur more meaningful than my ranked teammates. They’re so retarted!
by fillthevoid_001 February 4, 2025
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Glonk

Calling someone “Glonk” is usually a lighthearted jab, suggesting the person:

Did something awkward, clumsy, or unexpectedly silly

Was moving or behaving in a way that’s a bit offbeat, like tripping, dropping something, or saying something random or confusing

It’s like being called a goofball, just with a weirder word.
My friend buddy Jake lost us the game so I called him ‘glonk’

Or

Richard is such a ‘glonk’ because knocked over his water bottle

Beaudry just fell with no serious injuries, that was such a ‘glonk’ move
by Jake Beaudry 69 June 30, 2025
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