Soviet Glonk

He is A being generally found along with Communist Amoeba. He, too, has only 1 aim in life and that is to establish world order by communism

by Communist Amoeba October 20, 2020

glonk

v., onomatopoeia for the sound that Gmail chat makes when someone sends you an instant message.

by paleoderek September 9, 2011

You see that person over there? She's a total glonk.

by Thanos slong July 16, 2019

When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.

Fuck me Fregley you have a gargoyle glonk!!! Thats mint tho! Yum

by bagel117 November 23, 2022

Little glonk is a epic war lord and he defeated Yeet a lot of times he is also the coolest guy that exist

by Little glonk August 6, 2021

Verb: the act of sucking on the barle of a gun

Timmy's finger slipped wile he was doing his daily glonking section

by Deeznuts.org December 9, 2021