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Get the Glonk mug.When your mates penis is so incredibly large that you turn up and morph into a gargoyle. This usually happens when you are high on pots.
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Did something awkward, clumsy, or unexpectedly silly
Was moving or behaving in a way that’s a bit offbeat, like tripping, dropping something, or saying something random or confusing
It’s like being called a goofball, just with a weirder word.
Did something awkward, clumsy, or unexpectedly silly
Was moving or behaving in a way that’s a bit offbeat, like tripping, dropping something, or saying something random or confusing
It’s like being called a goofball, just with a weirder word.
My friend buddy Jake lost us the game so I called him ‘glonk’
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Richard is such a ‘glonk’ because knocked over his water bottle
Beaudry just fell with no serious injuries, that was such a ‘glonk’ move
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Richard is such a ‘glonk’ because knocked over his water bottle
Beaudry just fell with no serious injuries, that was such a ‘glonk’ move
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