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gleesterbate

The act of masturbating during every episode of Glee that appears on television.
I was watching Glee last night and I had to drop trou and "gleesterbate" all over my favorite jeggins.
by Joey Delu December 19, 2010
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gloucester high

A place where all the students and even the teachers are on drugs. Most of the people in the school have no teeth, are pregnant and majority of the kids smell like cat piss. Where you get no education and bitched at by every teacher you see. Not only are the students that attend that school strange and obnoxious, they also think it's cool to give their group of friends a really stupid specific name. For example "The Goons," also known as "the most annoying kids in the school." Gloucester high is a pathetic excuse for a school and I feel sorry for anybody who attends it or has.
Bob: hey what school did you go to?
Ashley: oh I go to Gloucester High
Bob: Wow. That's a shame. I'm so sorry to hear that.
by Itsonlytgetruthdoe November 6, 2013
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Gloucester

Gloucester, MA is the first seaport in America. All other towns named gloucester are poser towns basically. Gloucester is a tough part of mass full of irish and italians. Well known for its fiesta, and the greasy pole. The Perfect Storm was filmed in Gloucester, and all the sailors on the andrea gale were from gloucester.
Client: Yo man can I cop an ounce?
Dealer: Nah man I got jacked.
Client: No way! where?
Dealer: Gloucester
by corrdawg May 6, 2006
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gorester

A woman with low morals and low standards. A slut, or whore, with a fake tan and fake blonde hair. Plasters on the make-up like a trollop. Has new boyfriend every other week and is widely notorious for her promiscuity.
"Did Jenna blow you last night?"
"Man, she blew me and Mark last night, she is such a gorester."
by Peaches & Cupcake June 19, 2008
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land globster

A land globster is a distant relative of land whales and other such sea creatures. the land globster is a name for any individual or individuals that are so over weight they can not be identified as normal land whales. These creatures can distinguished from land whales by the way they sit. If they look like fat assthey are normal land whales, if the appear to be pile of lard over lapping its self it is a land globster.
When visiting the beach, a land globster pulled its self up on to the beach.
by land whaler101 February 12, 2018
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glogster

poster yourself, web application for creating unique, graphically rich and full-of-media pages
http://www.glogster.com
by Edgar Digital October 18, 2008
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Gloucester Foghorn

While a man is receiving head from a girl, he grabs the back of her head and gags her with his erection until she omits a groan resembling a foghorn.
Billy gave Sally a Gloucester Foghorn so loud, it scared Sally's cat.
by Chunks D Monkey January 17, 2009
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