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glatoon

A platoon of friends, or a group of friends you goon with on the daily. This friend group has seen almost every member and helps members partake in the action known as "Gooning Out". Usually this action is done in a goon cave.
"Yo bro, I'm going to goon out right now with my glatoon, wanna join?"
by Theofficalgoonerinstructor October 5, 2023
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Tool Gloat

In woodworker's terminology: to Gloat is to be overly excited about a bargain used tool purchase, or wanting to brag and show off a recently acquired product. To put "Gloat" in your thread title, this is a modest means of warning warning others that they may get jealous over your new tool.
"This is my first tool Gloat" (The poster then shows a picture of a several hundred dollar machine they bought on Craigslist for 80% off the closest resale price)
by SM Creeker March 19, 2009
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Glato

The pairing of Cato and Glimmer from Suzanne Collin's book series 'The Hunger Games.'
Both people were tributes for the 74th anual Hunger Games. Glimmer is from District 1 while Cato is from District 2.
Glato was never present in the books, but in Gary Ross's movie adaption, Glimmer was seen sleeping on Cato's arm during the tracker jacker nest scene. In addition, they were both laughing together after the death of District 8's female.
Many people despise the pairing in favor for Clato, the shipping of Cato and his district partner, Clove. Despite getting amounts of hate on the tumblr world, Glato is still a decently shipped couple. It had received well over 100 dedicated fanfictions.
Ella and Kailey discuss Hunger Games couples
Ella: Oh my god, my shipping feels went insane when Glimmer slept on Cato's arm!
Kailey: Bitch please, you ship Glato?
Ella: Of course I do! They'd be perfect for each other.
Kailey: Fuck no! CLATO BITCH!!! That should've been Clove sleeping on his arm!

Ella: Don't start with me, I'm a glato shipper and you can't change me!
Kailey: Fine! At least Glimmer got what was coming to her.

Ella: It on bitch!
by TheOceanspray99 September 2, 2012
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Whatever gloats your goat

A satirical take on the phrase whatever floats your boat, meaning "if that's what you want to do, you go do that and I'll leave you to it."

Used to amaze and confuse the receiving person of the phrase with your mastery of theriomorphic slang.
Guy 1: "I'm going to go buy lots of red candles because they're not blue candles. We don't want those. Oh no."

Guy 2: "Whatever gloats your goat."

Guy 1: "Yes... my goat..."
by Dave Ra November 5, 2010
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gloatograph

A photograph taken and shared on social media with the sole purpose of making others feel jealous. Pictures depicting wonderful and aspirational life circumstances are typical of the genre eg. skiing holidays, new sports cars, plates of Michelin starred food etc
When he returned from the Alps he littered his Facebook account with a series of irritating gloatographs
by Drbob February 12, 2015
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Goatorious

Melanie B. is SUPER GOATORIOUS. No other boss compares.
by Stardust3111 October 4, 2019
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gloat fuck

Excesive arrogance;
to gloat without end
When Dave playes poker he's such a gloat fuck!
by Poker Noob October 20, 2010
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