Her ex-boyfriend was an asshole. She should just put glitter on those tits and hit the club, trust me guys love glitter tits!
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Used when referring to a female.
The proportion of tits to gut must be positively proportional.
Any girl who violates the proportionality rules below is said to have guttertits.... (An undesirable quality)
1.) If the girl is flat chested she mustn't be fat; i.e. her waist must be smaller than her breasts.
2.) If the girl is 'thick' (or large) her breasts must be larger than her belly.
Also, can be used to justify knocking around with a girl with some 'curves' provided she has some large breasts that are bigger than her waist.
The proportion of tits to gut must be positively proportional.
Any girl who violates the proportionality rules below is said to have guttertits.... (An undesirable quality)
1.) If the girl is flat chested she mustn't be fat; i.e. her waist must be smaller than her breasts.
2.) If the girl is 'thick' (or large) her breasts must be larger than her belly.
Also, can be used to justify knocking around with a girl with some 'curves' provided she has some large breasts that are bigger than her waist.
Hey did you see Jenny over there?
-Yeah, she's cute
Yeah, but she's got gutter tits....
-What do you mean man? I was going to ask her out!
Dude, she may be cute, but dude, she's got a beer gut and no tits!
-or-
Hey check out Bertha over there...
-Nasty guttertits...
Haha, yeah, she's wider at the waist than at the top...
-Yeah, she's cute
Yeah, but she's got gutter tits....
-What do you mean man? I was going to ask her out!
Dude, she may be cute, but dude, she's got a beer gut and no tits!
-or-
Hey check out Bertha over there...
-Nasty guttertits...
Haha, yeah, she's wider at the waist than at the top...
by p24 January 6, 2010
Get the guttertits mug.1). A female who has been known to either directly or indirectly (via transfer) apply glitter to her biscuit. Most commonly spotted in club environments, however may be seen in general public. Commonly abbreviated as simply "GB" 2). An attractive woman you wish to bone however have no intention of engaging in follow-up activities nor further communication with.
by *rider October 25, 2008
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Happiness derived from obtaining a lot of attention from men.
Happiness derived from obtaining a lot of attention from men.
by Stephknee August 28, 2008
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Oh shit Shaniqua is gonna trip when she sees my glitternuts. That hoe Cinnamon got it all over me and it's gonna take a couple days to get it all out from them scrotum folds.
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