Glenbard East, located in Lombard, Illinois. Glenbard East is the worst school to attend out of all of the Glenbards. They have a neat color scheme of red and black. If you go to East, then get ready to get looked down upon by the other schools. People from Glenbard East hate Willowbrook, their rival, and often blurt out "fuck the Brook". East is also known to be slutville, where the girls are easy and a bunch of sluts. People from Glendale Heights, Bloomingdale, and Addison all attend Glenbard East. Their mascot is represented by the Ram. Their wrestling and basketball team is amazing while their football team is used as practice by the other schools.
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Get the Glenbard East mug.Founded to be a leading path for the future generation to rule the world with mind broadening education, the Academy hosts an eccentric cast of characters. Each brilliant student has a superiority complex they are unwilling to admit to, an unhealthy obsession with something they should have stopped liking in middle school, and a strange bond over lasagna (must be free trade). A group that could succeed in world domination if they weren’t too busy yelling at each other at three am telling one another to go to bed. From an outsider’s point of view, you really can’t tell if they all hate each other or love each other. Either way, they’re hilarious to watch.
Dude, your sibling is in the Glenbrook Academy of International Studies? How’s their Percy Jackson obsession? How’s their stubborn burn out waiting to happen? When do they start their homework? I bet they start it at 3 am, right? Do they have any friends outside of Academy? How many of them want to pursue a career in humanities? How many of them threaten to run away to a cottage in the middle of nowhere at the slightest inconvenience? Wow. What a bunch of geeks.
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It is commonly stated by the other 3 Glenbards that Glenbard North, and everyone claiming to attend Glenbard North, does not exist.
It is commonly stated by the other 3 Glenbards that Glenbard North, and everyone claiming to attend Glenbard North, does not exist.
Pookie: So I met this guy from Glenbard North at the band thing.
Me: Glenbard North doesn't exist. Liar.
Me: Glenbard North doesn't exist. Liar.
by the_1andonly_chide June 2, 2011
Get the Glenbard North mug.noun; a school in the glenellyn area. extremely small. and everyone has known each other since like 6th grade. you kno everything about everyone. it is also referred to as club south. because when you say one thing it'll be spread round the whole school by the next day. there is dances in a lunch room, Everyone is in sum click. ((the geeks, preps, emos, gothics,))and the majority of ppl are fake, just trying to be recognized. it is in a town located in bumble fuck, where the only thing to do is go to tacobell or los b's la88te at night, and sit in the parking lot drunk. It has the wierdest groups of people. The school takes everything too seriosuly and has hall monitors that patrol everything,(and waddle!) thinking that when you dont have a pass; the whole world may end. it has rivals of wheaton warrenville south and glenbard west-(snobs.)Where eveyrone hates eachother. it majorly lacks school spirit, we have no classes, a shytty looking school, and no money. cuz of the fricken referendum. cuz our school spends money on bogus stuff no1 cares about. even though there have sum teachers that are fuckin awesome there are a lot some that should fuck themselves, that have nothing better to do then cause trouble cuz the can.or look at kid's myspaces and suspend them. There are no windows, and it looks like a prison . The mascot is a raider, and our colors are red white and blue (how original!)
this is also abreviated as GBS
this is also abreviated as GBS
by ---cac--- July 28, 2008
Get the glenbard south mug.Glenbrook North is located on the North Shore of Chicago residing in Northbrook. It is ranked in the top 10 schools in IL.
Most students at GBN well-off white Catholics or Jews.People for the most part are pretty nice, although they get shallower with the years. People like to exaggerate about how hard GBN is, but it is only hard if you're taking 6 AP classes out of 8 periods.
Almost all of the students are involved in GBN in some way, shape, or form through sports or clubs. There is a club for EVERYTHING, and if there isn't a club to support your interest, it is not at all hard to start your own because students are pretty open minded and supportive of each other. GBN's rivals are Glenbrook South and Deerfield. Granted, GBN does have some not-so-good sports, but the best ones are basketball, swimming, soccer, volleyball, hockey, and lacrosse. OK so we're good at a lot of sports... What can we say? On the other hand, the fine arts program is also top-notch, and the collaborative musicals put on every year between GBN and GBS seem almost professional.
GBN's facilities are state of the art and constantly undergo renovation. Teachers are very helpful and generally do their best to give students extra attention during their office hours if needed.
Overall, GBN is one of the most well-rounded and greatest schools on the North Shore. Go Spartans!
Most students at GBN well-off white Catholics or Jews.People for the most part are pretty nice, although they get shallower with the years. People like to exaggerate about how hard GBN is, but it is only hard if you're taking 6 AP classes out of 8 periods.
Almost all of the students are involved in GBN in some way, shape, or form through sports or clubs. There is a club for EVERYTHING, and if there isn't a club to support your interest, it is not at all hard to start your own because students are pretty open minded and supportive of each other. GBN's rivals are Glenbrook South and Deerfield. Granted, GBN does have some not-so-good sports, but the best ones are basketball, swimming, soccer, volleyball, hockey, and lacrosse. OK so we're good at a lot of sports... What can we say? On the other hand, the fine arts program is also top-notch, and the collaborative musicals put on every year between GBN and GBS seem almost professional.
GBN's facilities are state of the art and constantly undergo renovation. Teachers are very helpful and generally do their best to give students extra attention during their office hours if needed.
Overall, GBN is one of the most well-rounded and greatest schools on the North Shore. Go Spartans!
by gbnspartans July 31, 2012
Get the Glenbrook North mug.The other high school in Glen Ellyn besides Glenbard West.
Way uglier than Glenbard West. The 'tower' has no windows.
Lights were added to the football field in 2000, and a few years after that, a new auditorium was built, complete with orchestra pit.
Had a very good cross - country and math team a few years ago.
More intellectual and less drugged/stuck up than our Crescent Bvld. counterpart.
Conveniently located diagonal from a 7-11 at Park and Butterfield.
Way uglier than Glenbard West. The 'tower' has no windows.
Lights were added to the football field in 2000, and a few years after that, a new auditorium was built, complete with orchestra pit.
Had a very good cross - country and math team a few years ago.
More intellectual and less drugged/stuck up than our Crescent Bvld. counterpart.
Conveniently located diagonal from a 7-11 at Park and Butterfield.
I was in the bottom third of my class even though my GPA was a B. That's what happens when you go to a competitive school like Glenbard South.
by EDAWGfff March 31, 2007
Get the Glenbard South mug.1. Mostly white. Filled with Mexicans. You'll be lucky to spot a black person.Too many Indians and Asians.
2. Better at football than Glenbrook North.
3. Located in Glenview, IL, northern suburb of Chicago filled with white people.
4. Won a grammy for choir.
2. Better at football than Glenbrook North.
3. Located in Glenview, IL, northern suburb of Chicago filled with white people.
4. Won a grammy for choir.
Kid: Hey wanna play I Spy in my Glenbrook South yearbook for a black kid?
Kid 2: Sure, but how can a school win a grammy?
Kid: I have no idea.
Kid 2: Sure, but how can a school win a grammy?
Kid: I have no idea.
by glenbrook south person February 21, 2011
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