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GlassHole

The sexual act of smashing a piece of glass up. Putting the broken pieces in your mouth then eating someone's anus and occasionally swallowing blood
Eric and Dylan had a GlassHole session
by VomitCock May 18, 2017
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Glasshole

Anything that is or can be unsatisfying
The movie was a glasshole.
by T-CA$H January 10, 2008
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google glasshole

A person who brags about his/her google glasses all the time and makes people want to break them and pound his/her face in the ground
Guy 1-hey check out my google glasses I can watch porn on them ha ha and u don't have any

Guy 2-shut up u dont need to be such a google glasshole

Guy 1-whatever I don't need to listen to you cuz I got google glasses

Guy 2- I'm about to pound your face into the ground
by Jigglyjosh_69 March 1, 2014
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glassoles

A person walking around with Google Glass taking random pictures of people adding them to any social media network for their own kicks.
by sugarfree April 14, 2014
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gashole

A person who uses unnecessarily large amounts of gasoline to move from point A to point B, typically found driving SUV's (Sport Utility Vehicles)
The driver of that Hummer is a Gashole!!!
by RickHard July 8, 2005
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grasshole

1. A cheap, stingy, mooching pothead.

2. A marijuana smoker who will gladly smoke other people's buds when available but suddenly is not in the mood to smoke (share) when he or she is the only one who has any.

3. That guy who calls you up to hang out only after you just acquired some happy greens but does not call you on the rare occasion when he has some because he is a cheap fucktooth who would not even pay for his own toilet paper.
Q: Hey, where's Ry-guy at?

A: Oh, I didn't call him. I smoked that cheap fartmunchkin every Tuesday for the last two months. He hasn't returned the favor ever. He's a typical grasshole. I just found out he bought a whole ounce of kind two weeks ago and didn't offer me any.
by JEUNT November 20, 2009
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grasshole

noun. A person whose obsessive yardcare causes feelings of superiority, leading to aggressiveness and irritability.
The grasshole works tirelessly to achieve a perfect, green, debris free lawn area. Anyone whose yard has a lesser appearance, is inferior.
Grassholes are very territorial and become highly agitated when humans or animals trespass in the yard area.
Yards maintained by grassholes frequently contain enough chemical residue to kill a small animal on contact.
a. As the little dog cavorted across the perfectly manicured lawn, the angry woman burst red-faced out her door, screaming and cursing. "What a grasshole," thought an observer.
b. A person who runs their noisy lawnmower, weedwhacker, trimmer and/or leafblower for more than 2 consecutive hours on more than 3 consecutive weekends is a grasshole.
by Pugsley D. February 20, 2009
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