Skip to main content

Glass Bottom Boat

Share definition
When you shove a gerbil up into your anal cavity (asshole) followed by a clear beverage glass or jar, as to trap the gerbil inside, but provide him/her with a spectacular view.
Friend 1: "Dude!! That poor gerbil!!!!

Friend 2: "Are you kidding me?? Dude, c'mon.....I gave him a glass bottom boat -he settled down after coming back to discover that shit!!"

Buttplug Looking Glass Bottle Return Salad Shooter Hamster Cage Easy Bake Oven Gerbil Trail
by Eskorpija May 20, 2016
Flag
mugGet the Glass Bottom Boat mug.

glass bottom boat

Share definition
when you put plastic rap over your face and have someone shit all over your plastic covered head.
I sure could go for a good glass bottom boat right about now.
by Ross and Chiu May 13, 2005
Flag
mugGet the glass bottom boat mug.

glass bottom boat

Share definition
place cling wrap over someones faces and shit on it
she asked me for a glass bottom boat.. so i put cling wrap on her face and showed her what being in a boat would feel like.. a boat that was being shit on!!
by westsider.rider April 3, 2009
Flag
mugGet the glass bottom boat mug.

Glass Bottom Boat

Share definition
The act of recieving oral sex from a partner and ejaculating in that partners mouth. And before that partner can "spit" the fluids out you wrap saran wrap around their mouth keeping the fluids in place as they slosh around. Creating a glass bottom boat effect.
Mo was totally giving oral to this guy last night and before he could spit it out he gave him a glass bottom boat.
by WBoz January 20, 2008
Flag
mugGet the Glass Bottom Boat mug.

Glass bottom boat 2

Share definition
One person lays under a glass coffee table jerking off while the other person squats over the table takes a shit. Then after the guy cums the girl or guy pisses on them.
Hey DJ can we do a glass bottom boat 2?
by Smashley420420 March 6, 2014
Flag
mugGet the Glass bottom boat 2 mug.

Glass Bottom Boat Ride

Share definition
A sexual maneuver where one party wraps another party's face with seran wrap then proceedes to defecate upon that party's face.
Joey said it would be cool to go on a glass bottom boat ride with Michael, but soon changed his mind after he saw the seran wrap in Michael's hand.
by Kodiak June 15, 2003
Flag
mugGet the Glass Bottom Boat Ride mug.

glass bottom boat ride

Share definition
the act of applying plastic wrap to your partners face then proceeding to urinate upon said partners face
The Nebraskan gave his wife the GLASS BOTTOM BOAT RIDE that she so eagerly desired.
by 475tet September 1, 2010
Flag
mugGet the glass bottom boat ride mug.