Glarking

The sound made by the act of roughly shoving an erect penis down a woman's throat.

Man that Britney Amber bitch is crazy, did you hear her glarking in that gangbang?

by Baresark February 17, 2023

Garfing

The act of committing a garf - to goof, miss an obvious point, or do something in a half-assed manner. Reminiscent of Garfield, carrying the connotation of doing something in a lazy manner without necessarily meaning to be lazy, rather, it is in the garfer's nature to be such. To garf often involves becoming so overwhelmed by the amount of information available that one simply cannot process it, glazes over, and retains nothing. For one who garfs, this amount of information tends to be much less than would overwhelm the average person.

Maddison's really garfing on these questions - she didn't understand what we were asking at all.

by Raccoon Lord August 30, 2024

Glaffing

The act of penetrating a moldy pickle while it is up the anus of a dead ferret, then blending the ferret and pickle up and feeding it to a child with down syndrome

Hey, want to go Glaffing by the elementary school later...

by A.H. Retard March 20, 2024

Glarbing

geeking off fentanyl fr

bro they put fent in my ecstasy I was glarbing

by Vitek Kvitek July 9, 2024

Glarning

When someone whips out their penis in front of a glass table and it breaks the table due to its immense weight and size, then proceeds to play with their foreskin.

"gee fred, did you see joseph Glarning everywhere at that party last night?"

by gawkgawk3kbruh May 5, 2025