Glape

A racist way of describing how an Asian person says the word "grape."

Stereotypical Asian: "You pass more glape jell-o, please?"

Joe: "Sure, but I think you mean 'grape'."

Stereotypical Asian: "Oh, kank you."

by jewboy11505 April 11, 2009

glapist

a person who rapes Eskimos on a glacier.

That man is such a glapist.

by jonathan7ben October 5, 2013

Glaph

Mixture of seamen and urine.

"That was so hot, I almost glaphed"

by PaPa ZiTT November 10, 2008

Glape

a grape blunt...

You wanna smoke some glape?

by jose luiz rodrigez March 2, 2009

glapsy

A Glapsy is a person who is extreamly intelligent, yet acts like a moron to:

A) Make friends laugh
B) A futile attempt to get someone to like them
C) Scare someone away
D) Something to do

Glapsy: Pull my finger
Normal person: Huh?
G: Pull my FINGER?
NP: Why?
G: DOOOO EEEEEET!
NP: You Glapsy

by blobbydude1 April 1, 2008

glappin

White collar trapping, or buying and selling, of stocks, currency, and other financial assets. Glamorous trapping.

Ben spent all day in his glap house glappin the rising oil stocks.

by Mr. White Collar July 12, 2017

Glape

A mixture of the word Glomp and the Word Rape
Friendly meaning,
Used mostly online and in certain anime circles,it is a more
sexual action then that of simply"glomping" someone,it is lovingly (and dramatically) attacking another with a hug which can be seen like that of making love in a standing (or knocked to the floor) positon.

Dude Aizen is so hot I would so glape him all night long.

by Disempra October 31, 2011