glacking

The act of slarving a dode to the point in which one is only able to utter "glack" through the tiny air crevasse between their lips and the glack-causing instigator's genatalia.

I had your mom glacking on my D so hard bro!

by Bwade December 3, 2015

glankoschz

To love somebody beyond linguistic description.

I love you more the english language can currently describe... I glankoschz you!

by SMERC September 14, 2011

A Glackin

In the game fifa world cup your on a clear breakaway, but you instead pass it back to the next guy running down the field to strike the ball in the goal. Such as a one timer in hockey. It takes away from the legitmacy of the goal.

"Dude you dick you just pulled a glackin you could have just scored with the first guy. Dick."

by fifastar May 19, 2010

Glackin

A God, a Juggernaut, and a beast. Usually a massive middle-aged teacher with long facial hair who looks like he can strangle a bear with his pinky.

Oh god, it's a glackin!

by Bob the Type Writing Lord July 16, 2017

Gladkov

Gladkov is typically an agressive person. Usually coming from Russia or the U.S.S.R. Mostly sending memes that are unfunny and boring. Also called Normie.
They can be very agressive when they drink alcohol and they want to fight with everyone and usually they hit the wall and while they are having a hangover they always complain about their hand, which got hit when they hit the wall.

Oh man, you should not drink, you will become a Gladkov!

by Bombe April 21, 2019

The Gracko

A wild cereal-eating sugar-powered highly intelligent animal with an epic jawline that lives in forests and has a Gracko-Gun. It can swim and do quadratic equations.

Someone once told me The Gracko has an evil brother called Antonio that eats only granola.

by Wacky fella April 25, 2023

Gacko

One who tries too hard to fit in or belong. Derivitive of the word Geek. Usually pronounced in a high voice. The Russian word for Gacko is Gackissimo or Garkeyssi (Gar-key-see)

Paul White is a Gacko.

by Jeremy B July 12, 2004