give you the business

gurl giving guy good ass sex

friend 1: damn she know how to give you the business dont she

friend 2: hell yea she did

by RapperEater August 14, 2008

give you life

To give a female amazing head.

I'm going have to give you life girl .

by Experrtck January 11, 2016

give you the turtle

The worst threat known to man

You don’t want to know what it means to give you the turtle!

by Froggy9400 April 24, 2022

give you the shaft

1) When the establishment symbolically strikes you or sodomizes you with a long, round, wooden pole because you do not fit into its machine for some reason.

If you are not genetically adequate, college will give you the shaft first by taking all of your money from you, and second by trying its best to fail you.

by AmazonBoobs2626 April 04, 2014

give you the business

Usually a female that gives someone (usually a guy) great sex.

Girl: I'ma give you the business

by muzicjunkie.! April 17, 2010

That'll give you bees

Taken from an embarrassing celebrity encounter with Tim Curry and fragrant soaps, the phrase "That'll give you bees" has evolved to become a consoling response to embarrassing anecdotes. It can also be "That'll give you... er... bees" or simply "Bees."

Bob: And then they depantsed me in front of the entire history faculty!
Amy: *Consoling nod* That'll give you bees.

John: I can't believe I just did that!
Matt: Bees, man, bees.

Shop attendant's mind: Those soaps are so fragrant, we sometimes get bees in the store thinking they're flowers.
Shop attendant's mouth: That'll give you... er... bees.
Tim Curry: Oh indeed.

by Gryphon420 June 24, 2007

giving you hard shit

When you want to say "giving you a hard time" or "giving you shit" but you accidentally combine the two sayings

That dress does make you look fat, I'm just giving you hard shit

by leaf337 April 29, 2015