Gargantua

BIG ARSE SCARY MONSTER FROM THE PLANET XEN!!!! From Half-Life.

Ah! Kill the gargantua!

by CheapAlert October 2, 2003

Gargantuam

A person with an abnormally large head.

Jonny and Dexter laughed uncontrollably as the mongloid walked into the classroom

by Tommy December 4, 2003

gargantuan

A sophisticated word Daryl Hannah, as Elle in "Kill Bill 2", used to describe the Black Mamba deathly strike, while Michael Madsen (Budd) was dying from the Black Mamba bite.

Elle: The amounts can be gargantuan. Ahh... "Gargantuan", such a great word, I hardly could use it anywhere in a sentence.

by you wouldn't care September 22, 2005

gargantuan mammoth trunk

A elongated penis that hangs down off the man when erect like an elephants trunk perfect shape for hitting that g spot in the vagina And it goes straight down the throat

Damn i wonder what he can do with thag gargantuan mammoth trunk in his shorts

by Savy my nigga September 19, 2018

big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers

honestly, I don't even know what to type here. ill probably just put something from meet the engineer, but I give up on trying to understand this god-forsaken universe. so in conclusion, if you hear some weeb say this, the answer is to use a gun, and if that don't work... use the gun on yourself.

oh man, that killer vampire woman sure does have some big fat gargantuan gallon sized mommy milkers, i wanna shit on her chest.

by potato-lord-69420 April 15, 2021

Gargantua Magnia Regina Homophilia

Latin for "Massive fag hag"

A woman who is extremely obsessed with homosexual men.

"My wife is such a gargantua magnia regina homophilia, but she still doesn't let me fuck her up the arse."

"Karen has so many gay friends!"
"Yeah she's a total gargantua magnia regina homophilia."

by LikeTinkiWinki January 26, 2009

gargantuan clamneck

A gargantuan clamneck is male OR female fat as a elephant with no desire to reduce their girth, sometimes discovered when a hole gotta be cut in the side of the house for a doctor visit. Funny thing about a true gargantuan clamneck is that when the status has been reached they movement can be so limited that a facilitator is often required a'la MASTER BLASTER relationship...

holy shit my aunt Gerry was so fat she almost sunk da boat,
I think she's a freakin' gargantuan clamneck!

by spidergrafx October 19, 2010