Pork Scotch's 'Girlfriend'

A manly, wrinkly woman that is the 'girlfriend of Pork Scotch. She has rabbit teeth and is as ugly and manly as Pork Scotch himself. She has a spac grandson and wears old bagish clothes that shit stained schumachers would wear. By going out with her, this proves Pork Scotch's Homosexuality.

Ugghhh! Look, it's Pork Scotch's 'girlfriend'. I hate her! UGLY Bitch!!! Eating garlic bread at the green plastic table with Porky doing his famous drunken dance.

by Ednatoast Jeeganflipperwick May 11, 2009

Trisha's Husband's Girlfriend

Slang term used to describe a lying adulteress who uses money and sexting to entice men from their wives. These women are clown like in appearance and are also referred to as stink box.

Have you heard about that Trisha's Husband's Girlfriend? Word is her stink box smells like the sewer that pennywise is hiding in.

by Hrd2gtt April 27, 2020

neverending quest to save one's girlfriend

What a suspected closeted homosexual is said to be on. A phrase coined on Comedy Central's "Drawn Together."

"Sorry, ladies, I think that guy's on a neverending quest to save his girlfriend."

by Uma Glurman November 12, 2004

zuko’s girlfriend

crazy deranged individual who goes by zukosgf online. there are many bad things i could say about this person. uses phrases such as “ayo where” and “this me” and “i want to bite it”. her whisper chat rating is abnormally low and she often fantasizes about killing people with an axe. zuko’s girl exhibits very worrying behavior, watch out please.

zuko’s girlfriend is always cold… goddamn…

by lemurluvr659 May 13, 2022

Parry Duh's Girlfriend

A very lucky person who is also missing food because Parry takes it all.

Damn I don't get to eat my croissant because my boyfriend Parry stole it. A small price to pay for being Parry Duh's Girlfriend

by McKermit37 November 23, 2022

That One Guy's Girlfriend

The name given to girls that aren't popular but have boyfriends that are sort of known by everyone.

"Dude, who's that? I haven't seen her like... EVER. Where the hell did she come from?"
"I think that's That One Guy's Girlfriend, you know, the one that looks like Harry Potter? She's been in the same school as you since 3rd grade, man. Seven whole years."
"No fucking way... Huh..."
And they both continue on their way, only to forget about her.

by OzzySychophant September 20, 2009

boss's girlfriend

A female who undermines, micro manages and even sometimes belittles you because the boss lets her get away with it. She has no underlining qualifications yet receives promotions and favors. We all know she's grooming or even worse, sleeping with the boss.

"Wow did you hear she threatened to quit if she didn't get the promotion?"

"I can't tell if she's an asslicker, a boss's girlfriend or a prostitute"

by Spicy Arugula May 15, 2020