Gimpotron

Coined By Kenny Beverage after heavy use of the word 'Dildotron'
Gimpotron taken from the latin 'Gimpadotronnus'
means simply 'to be a post retrospective gimp'

Luke: 'this leather suit and mask hurts when i ride my scooter'

kenny: 'gimpotron'

by Beverageofkenny January 12, 2010

Gimpy Chiggens

Droopy testicles during sex. Usually belonging to an old man.

As an elder sexually active man, taking Viagra will increase the potential of your erection; however, there is no hiding how droopy your sack gets with age. You may have a powerful boner, but there ain’t no masking them gimpy chiggens!

Stacey: Mark was going at my box like a 19 year old last night but I just couldn’t fully enjoy it with them gimpy chiggens flapping against my ass.

Bethany-Ann: Ew gross..Viagra should be banned.

by Mr. Woodshop Teacher December 23, 2019

Shed gimp

A sex slave or submissive who lives in a shed at their owner/masters place, preferably dressed in leather and gagball, usually male, as popularlized by the movie Pulp Fiction.

Let me get the shed gimp to make the master breakfast in bed today.

by Siginutcutter October 17, 2021

gimp slapped

1.To be assualted by one who is handicapped, either permanently or temporarily.

2. To be assualted with a means of assistance for a temporary or permanent handicap.

Yo, did you see that? He hobbled on over and gimp slapped him with his crutch!

by Da saus is good April 7, 2008

Gimpery

The commiting of an act of gimpishness.

Fred was up to his usual gimpery.

by Gallagsn December 2, 2003

gimpsmack

1) a term used to degrade your buddies who are not good enough to be called a chode. In other words, they are not worthy of chode status.

2) a term used to describe a friend who cannot open his/her mouth without making a sexual reference that includes obscene language. Usually happening around preachers, parents, and/or bosses.

1)Ed: Adam is such a chode.

Will: Nahh, he's not worthy of that title. He's a fuckin' gimpsmack. Fuck that son of a bitch!!

2)Ed:(after attending easter service) Look at that church steeple, it's huge.
Will: Yea, reminds me of my fuckin' cock!

by shithouserat November 30, 2007

gimpery

Gimpery is to Gimps as Buggery is to randy little Buggers.

You boy, stop that gimpery post-haste.

by Joniquai January 5, 2004