gibbon

A word often used instead of "idiot", "fool" or such other friendly insults

Best said with your nose in the air

"look at that gibbon over there"
"he's like picking his nose, innit"

by Luvmehaw-ing December 9, 2007

gibbon

A large headed dude from stafford, also known as The vicar of gibbley AKA: Rhys Gibbson/ Headsize. when ever an eclipse occurs don't worry, its just gibbon wlking in his garden and also don't worry about rising sea levels (global warming) its just gibbon having a bath. Peace out, safe, innit.... Ok.

DEAN: hey gibbon, what a large head you have
VICAR OF GIBBLEY: fuck off Dean
DEAN: HA HA HA head.
The vicar will then punch Dean
Thus his headsize increases 100 fold.

by nigelmortonstern July 3, 2006

gibbon

Any unusually tall, handsome and long armed proponent of archery.

Did you see that guy with the bow! RAWR! He's a total gibbon.

by FlightyR August 7, 2006

Gibbon

Gibbon - A racist word used against someone originating from Gibraltar.

"Sup Gibbon!"

by Dr Barrett July 15, 2016

gibbon tits

1) breasts that are flat and droop

2) a generic insult

Deakin: eeeew, i walked in on my nan in the shower and she had gibbon tits
Jake: mate, that is dirtyyyy!!!

or

Kurt: oi!! i did your mum
Jake: kurt, you are such a gibbon tits sometimes

by jakeeee haiggghhhh December 18, 2009

Gibbon's Shame

"The Gibbon's Shame" is an addendum to the Palma Sutra, the ancient vedic discourse on self-pleasure. To perform the Gibbon's Shame, climb to the top of the forest canopy and drape your vine near the banana tree.

Dr. Livingston's numerous expeditions into the Zambian jungle had no scientific merit and were really just meditations on The Gibbon's Shame.

by boat butter January 15, 2009

orange faced shit gibbon

Slang for the 45th President of the United States of America, Donald John Trump

Man I really wish that orange faced shit gibbon would stop leaving refugees to starve in camps

by whenuwantapenguininfrance February 5, 2017