Skip to main content

Gargantar

Male or female human with unusual strength. Moves with a vaugely animalistic gait, sometimes touching knuckles to the ground. Communicates via loud barks or shouts, even when attempting to be quiet. Also known for breaking things (chairs, computers, walls, houses, etc...). Although not bad tempered, Gargantars are best approached with caution as they are known to over-react randomly, often with disastrous results.
My roommate is a Gargantar, therefore, I own nothing valuable.
by Grednbrorangeman January 7, 2011
mugGet the Gargantar mug.

Gargantuan Blockades

Gargantuan Blockades is a Mega Walls sweat clan. Unlike the other stupid fucking clans on Hypixel, Gargantuan Blockades is not a cheating guild. Some cheating guilds are known as Hood and The Jungle. The clan is lead by Turblue, a bitch who eats cock. Whenever they win a game after losing ten times in a row, they always say “L KID #THEGUNGA” at the end of the game, stating that they’re better than everyone else.
Person 1: These guys are saying “L KID #THEGUNGA”!
Person 2: That’s Gargantuan Blockades, no one knows who they are lol
by Fish186 October 14, 2020
mugGet the Gargantuan Blockades mug.

Gargantuar

An enormous, powerful member of the undead race led by Dr. Zomboss that attacks by smashing any and every form of plant life with the intention of felling this massive zombie in its path. If the Gargantuar reaches a weakened state, it throws its ally, an imp, in hopes of it trying to acquire the brains of the homeowner.
(Suburban almanac, PVZ1)
"When Gargantuar walks, the earth trembles. When he moans, other zombies
fall silent. He is the zombie other zombies dream they could be. But he still can't
find a girlfriend."
by A random cat from a video game September 10, 2022
mugGet the Gargantuar mug.

Gargantua-Whore

1. A whore that is larger than life. He/She maintains a level of whoreness beyond any normal whore.

2. A fat lard that lays in bed all day and whores out. Can also pertain to obese people who give out sex like candy.

3. In prehistoric times, a Gargantua-Whore would rome the land searching for sex and cause mild earthquakes along the way. If one was to cross its path, they would have to fuck their way for freedom or pay the mighty price of being keestered. The keestering would last for weeks and if you survived or escaped, then you would smell like ass for all eternity.
"Jimmy sure loves those Gargantua-Whores. I walked into the kitchen this morning to find one of his girls eating breakfast. She was so huge, her cereal bowl came with a lifeguard."
by ZombieTraining August 4, 2007
mugGet the Gargantua-Whore mug.

gargantuous

Of tremendously large size
"yo my johnson was gargantuous when i was cleveland steaming her ginormous knocks"
by Alex & Jonny, roots July 16, 2003
mugGet the gargantuous mug.

Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence

Using big words to sound smart.

Someone may use this to express how smart they are to a colleague, friend, girlfriend, boyfriend or even your boss.
Jack: Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence.
Boss: What?
Jack: Oh, I'm just using big words to sound smart.
Boss: OK.
by The Evit One October 28, 2010
mugGet the Utilizing gargantuan idioms to fabricate intelligence mug.

gargantuan vagina

Almighty swallower of all things. Greatly feared by Ford and Dodge trucks everywhere. Mazda trucks don't even stand a chance.
by Anonymous September 21, 2003
mugGet the gargantuan vagina mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email