Inverse Ghostbuster

While a woman is seated on the toilet to urinate she spreads her legs. This is when the man standing in front of the woman seated on the toilet begins to urinate between her spread legs into the toilet while she urinates as well.

"Alright there's only one stall and we're out of time. I guess we're just gonna have to pull an inverse ghostbuster. Try not to cross the streams!"

by Skeeotay October 21, 2012

Ghostbusters

Group of special agents who specialize in the capture and apprehension of ghosts, demons, cretins, evil spirits, etc. Ghostbusters should be called whenever paranormal activities are suspected, including when there is something strange in the neighborhood or an invisible man sleeping in your bed.

The refrigerator had become possessed, so I called the Ghostbusters.

by Diggity Monkeez November 24, 2004

ghost post

Social media posts written for a brand by a dedicated writer and not by a salaried employee of the company.

Who has the time to update social media? I have a company to run, and I don't want to hire someone for $30K+ a year. Let's just ghost post it. So easy, it's scary.

by puresurplus May 16, 2011

Ghostbustering

The manner in which a male's stream of urine divides into 2 or more incongruous streams, when urinating directly after sex. This phenomena of 2 or more streams which don't cross is highly reminiscent of the laser's emitted by the Ghostbusters guns.

I should've known better than to pee standing up right after we got done; I was ghostbustering all over the walls!

by CaptainWaifer May 5, 2009

ghostesticles

The location on a castrated mammal where the testicles would have otherwise resided, but instead is now just a flat, skin-covered area.

My doq was recently neutered and now he's obsessively licking his ghostesticles.

by tempomeister January 3, 2010

Ghostbusted

When a party is broken up by the host(s) under the false pretense that the cops are outside, when in fact, upon leaving, you discover there are no police at all.

brody- dude how was that party last night?
preston- it was pretty good til they said the cops were there. turns out that shit was ghostbusted.

by DTF-Stef March 12, 2009

ghost post

Deleting your post on social media not long after you posted it.

"Jenny posted a rant about you on her wall earlier but then deleted it, fucking ghost poster.."

by iwriteoneverything January 25, 2018