Ghetto COVID Test

When instead of going to a testing site and getting tested for COVID-19, you ask your homeboy to ejaculate in your nose. If the sperm lives, you do not have COVID-19.

Yo homeboy just gave me the Ghetto COVID Test, turns out I'm negative!

by Chief Investigator November 2, 2020

ghetto key

1.) A tool, usually "T" shaped, used at the meter to cut the water service back on after it has been disconnected, usually due to non payment.
2.) Any tool used to turn a utility back on illegally.
3.) In some regions, any device or object used to gain illegal entry into a structure, building or site.

"My water has been cut off. Do you have a ghetto key I can borrow?

by Frank Brown April 3, 2008

ghetto wind chime

Any car with an alarm which is consistently activated by the slightest movement or vibration. Every low-income neighborhood has at least a few ghetto wind chimes present at all times. Frequently parked near sketch pads.

There are way too many ghetto wind chimes around here...they start sounding off every time a bird takes a shit on someone's windshield.

by Lârry Dângüs, esq. October 28, 2008

Metal Ghetto

An old crappy run down trailer park where you will most likely find the crystal meth very easily.

(BOOM!!!) Hey bob, did you hear that?
Yeah, there must have been another meth lab explosion in the metal ghetto.

by A WHITE GUY August 26, 2013

ghetto-cheese

big block of thick, uncut American cheese issued by the government to people on welfare. It is the best cheese for makin macaroni and cheese yo

this ghetto-cheese is mm mmm good!

by the parsh January 31, 2003

Ghetto-Cloth

Ghetto-Cloth
is when you turn your ghetto Style into something very unique.
Creating fashion from the Struggle.

DeShawn: I turned my Ghetto-Cloth from nothing to something.

BY: GiovanniDYMillyentei

by MillYentei DYSlick August 27, 2020

Ghetto Chrome

An adhesive tape, usually duct tape, used to secure gas tanks, trunks, doors, upholstery, steering wheels, speakers, radios, CD players, 8-track players, etc... of a beat up old car or hoopty.

The pimp couldn't sell his girls because nobody would buy from a hussler with a ghetto chromed hoopty.

Latoya wanted to pimp her ride, so she used ghetto chrome to hang her disco ball.

by camel spider57 March 4, 2010