premature geyser

When you bust a nut so high and powerful that it lands on your face and in your mouth

Bro ,I have such a bad taste in my mouth from that premature geyser I had yesterday.

by RyanLee1224 November 15, 2017

go getter

A person who works hard and goes after whatever it is they want by any means necessary. Even working 90hr weeks.

Look at Kay's come up, that girl is a real go getter!

by Sagethyme March 1, 2023

it-getter

An It-getter is someone who fully understands and embraces the concepts, principles, and philosophy of Truthiness.

An It-getter knows truthiness runs our government.

by Patrick E. Parker December 14, 2008

Christ-boosted jizz geyser

krahyst bōōst-ed jiz gahy-zer
–noun
1. An ejaculation; discharged so savagely that it could have only been performed under the benefaction of our Good Shepherd.

Cum in you? Did I cum in you? Bitch, are you blind? That was a Christ-boosted jizz geyser! I'm done with you. Don't call me anymore.

by Skyler Greene January 29, 2007

Cum Geyser

A cum geyser is when 2 guys are having sex and they both get close to finishing and they put their cock heads together so that when they cum, it shoots up like a geyser.

Tony, we need to clean the ceiling off from our cum geyser last night.

by Nevets Cool kiss February 19, 2009

Yellowstone National Butt Geyser

The insertion of one's penis into an anus (male or female), followed by the expulsion of urine, rather than ejaculate, into the anal cavity.

She's going to know that she got a Yellowstone National Butt Geyser, once she realizes I had asparagus for dinner.

by bonerchugger6969 December 6, 2010

lesbian grocery getter

A term used to identify subaru wagons with excessive bumper stickers

Butch: "hey let's take your lesbian grocery getter to the store and buy a cucumber for tonight!"

Lizzie the lezzie: "ok, we can take my subaru."

by fredwood March 5, 2011