Gertsayn

An autistic monkey with big ol boobies often found in the rainforest it hunts busty grannies for food

Help a gertsayn stole my grandmas panties

by PapaTantan420 May 14, 2023

A Gerty

A long bout of dry heaving where the green bile known as GERD is vomited up instead, usually resulting in missing work.

I got so tanked last night I pulled, a Gerty all morning.

by Ryanyoho December 14, 2011

gerthy

Wide or loose fitting clothing.

"Nah mayne dis shirt ain't gerthy enuff fo me, dawg"

by Hiliary January 1, 2007

Gerty

1 gerty equals 5.9742 × 1024 kilograms

he must weigh a GERTY!

by tyyrel April 6, 2006

Dirty Gerty

When someone is going down on an old broad and she accidentally shits herself.

Man, did you hear about Brad? He got a Dirty Gerty from Linda last night! That boy is still in the corner shaking and crying.

by Pimpzilla April 9, 2005

Gerty

1. An older boyfriend with beard(s)

your boyfriend is a total gerty

by huttison December 27, 2010

Gerthy

Not thicc, Not slim thicc but Gerthy

Day that babe is looking Gerthy today

by Big Lebo Kingg February 13, 2018