gerstleing

Goign too far

Julian was gerstleing while righting the other definition

by gertle January 18, 2023

A Gerty

A long bout of dry heaving where the green bile known as GERD is vomited up instead, usually resulting in missing work.

I got so tanked last night I pulled, a Gerty all morning.

by Ryanyoho December 14, 2011

Gerty

1 gerty equals 5.9742 × 1024 kilograms

he must weigh a GERTY!

by tyyrel April 6, 2006

The Gerstmann Effect

When a corporation that has reached a bureaucratic critical mass so high that it forgets what function it is supposed to be fulfilling fires a respected and core employee, causing other employees in the company to quit in response. Occurs often in the video game industry, such as with the formation of Double Fine (run by former Lucas Arts employee Tim Schafer). The term comes from the firing of Jeff Gerstmann, a respected member of the video game community, from Gamestop due to what many have inferred to be his negative review of Kane and Lynch, a game produced by a company that was paying Gamestop at the time for advertisements.

Suit 1: Remember the good old days, where we reviewed games and thought about the gamers, and weren't just looking at the immediate bottom line?
Suit 2: Fuck that, this guy lost us money by giving the game made by our sponsors a bad review! Fire him!
Suit 3: But he's one of our best employees, won't that harm our credibility amongst videogamers and cause us to lose money in the longterm?
Suit 2: What's a videogame?
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Suit 2: Okay, so, I fired him. But now a lot of other dudes are leaving because they say we've completely lost touch with our readers and market.
Suit 3: Fucking damnit, it's the Gerstmann effect.

by That Frood November 18, 2009

Dirty Gerty

When someone is going down on an old broad and she accidentally shits herself.

Man, did you hear about Brad? He got a Dirty Gerty from Linda last night! That boy is still in the corner shaking and crying.

by Pimpzilla April 9, 2005

Gerty

1. An older boyfriend with beard(s)

your boyfriend is a total gerty

by huttison December 27, 2010

gerst

1. (adj)a person who is stingy, cheap, and constantly talks about money.

2. (verb) to eat an enourmous amount of food extermely fast...no like speed of light fast.

3. (verb) to take advantzage of any oppertunity to save $$$

1. stop being such a gerst, u ate my whole box of garnola bars, or just Terimistill the past 72 hours.

2. Hey Mile i just gersted that box of balance bars.

3. Hi i am matt stillwagon and i went to NYC for the weekend with my friends and "hey andi are those kit kats complimentry". Now for it in a sentence... Terimistill gersted his trip to NYC- brought $45 for the resturant, cab ride, y el club. Mis amigos les quiero-j.k. yall smell like the liquid outside rob and jels room.

by chuckie & wesslink, plus mile long malcolm and wolgang amadeus mozart May 9, 2005