Geovanni

A type of person who is manipulative, mean , stingy , and only cares for herself and how others fond over her ,

Calls herself jay or jo because she’s a overly self conscious Bitch

About everything

And yes ... her name too
Do not make contact or socialize with a Geovanni or you will be infected with her bad attitude and controlled nature .

Guy 1: This weird looking creature approached me today with fake press on nails and an overly powered face it was horrific what do they call that type of species?

Guy 2 : oh my god !

Noo..
That my friend shouldn’t be called a species it’s far worse and disgusting

It’s a Geovanni

by Yo mama.com November 15, 2020

Geovanni

Geovanni has GYATT to be the most powerful sex god I have ever seen and received ! Erm clean up on aisle underwear! Despite his massive and girthy shlong he is mainly known for his drippy swag which he attracts every being on the planet. Like boi 😂🫱 bro is LITerally the opposite of OHIO 🤣🤣

Homie is HIM! He is the sigma alpha male!
Anywho I’m going back in with a sesh with Geovanni 🥵🥵🥵

Geovanni hit it from the back in front of the whole class! I heard it was poggers!!

by Notgeo November 20, 2023

Geovanni

A man who will get pregnant one day, usually known for being mixed as well.

Person 1: I think I might be pregnant dude…
Person 2: Holy shit you’re a Geovanni

by Skivivi August 22, 2024

Geovanny

A lamp that people tend to turn on and off when they feel like it. Until they get tired and throw it away or it breaks.

Her: “Damn, I made sure I threw away my Geovanny once I let out my social insecurities and Anger ! It just blew out ! “

by thelampster69 November 23, 2021

Geovanni

Be careful coming across a Geovanni they are known to carry Humongous cocks you ladies are in for a ride so strap on your seatbelt. Be careful they usually enter through the back door they don’t give a fuck.

I am so bored, giiiiirl get yourself a Geovanni you’ll never be bored

by Marie0008 November 23, 2021