Galloping Justice

When you get a Girl to bend over and from a distance of no less than 10 yards, You (man) would hop on a rhino and gallop towards that girl at a velocity of at least 15 miles per hour, then jump off and intertwine your penis into the girl's anus.

"hey bru, that wasn't the galloping justice! you were on your rhino galloping at 12 miles per hour "

by Batman D Superman April 16, 2008

take a flying leap of a galloping goose

simply, this phrase is a "nice" way to tell someone to take a flying fuck to a rolling donut, take a flying fuck, go fuck yourself, get lost, kiss off, go suck an egg, go fly a kite, etc.

Schoolyard bully: Gimme a quarter, chump!

Other kid: Take a flying leap of a galloping goose!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 27, 2007

Great Gallopin' Gilgamesh

An exclamation of surprise

Great gallopin' Gilgamesh! Is it really you?!

by mfiedor June 22, 2007

Galloping Gon-Gon's

A disease a person can aquire, by unknown forces, which causes them to break out into several small assholes about their body, causes them to shit themselves to death

Holy shit! how did I get the galloping gon-gon,s.

by Goosecock July 27, 2004

galloping stanleys

To have a severe case of diarrhoea.

First used in Brighouse, Yorkshire, 1994.

"I haven't been able to go to work today, I've had the galloping stanleys."

by A. Stockdill August 6, 2007

gallopingthundercunt

When someone's actions are so bewilderingly idiotic a standard profanity does not cover it.

That dude was being a gallopingthundercunt to that sales assistant.

by Genius Khunt July 13, 2019

Galloping Coyote

This is a immature thing to do to friends and is mostly used by preteen boys. The galloping coyote is when someone sticks their finger up another friends butt, making the other person howl in shock and pain and start to gallop around, hence the name: "galloping coyote".

Johnson: "Yesterday Chimy was a victim of a galloping coyote. Cawalouie did it to him."

by masterwordfulinfluncinghomosap July 3, 2023