christian college geelong

Joke

Christian College Geelong is a joke

by clarky123 May 31, 2018

Geelong

A small city about 45 minutes from Melbourne. Mainly made up of suburbs populated by unsophisticated and intolerant white people (see hicks). The waterfront has some nice restaurants but other than that it's boring. The younger population are especially unintelligent compared to other cities - they all dress, talk, and act in the same retarded manner. Overall Geelong is nothing special. People who actually like this city probably don't know any better.

"Lets not go to Geelong."

Geelong local: Yerrr Geelong is fully sick mate!!
Everyone else: No, it really isn't.

by anonymous_x April 3, 2008

Geelong College

A place where all the rich kids go to school
snobby spoilt brats

20,000 a year
fucked up
= The Geelong College

by loveex November 1, 2008

Geelong

a small town about an hours drive from melbourne. it is a hole.
the geelong locals are either crazy or trying to get out of the place.
geelong is mainly known for its dodgey football team, the cats.

guy; hey, whats that place?
girl; keep driving, its a hole.
guy; oh, i dnt wnt 2 live in a hole.

*drives past sign saying "geelong"*

by Rochelle :) April 15, 2008

geelocks

A person that likes to give oral sex to many black and Hispanic men

Hey that girl looks like a geelocks! I see her coming out the guys restroom everyday wiping her lips!

by Earl Johnson November 17, 2014

geelings

Feelings of the vaginal kind. Stems from gee, which is Irish slang for Vagina in certain parts of the country, such as the counties of Laois/Offaly and also in urban centres of cultural taste, such as North Dublin.

Girl 1: My ex dicked me around...but I still have geelings for him, ya know?
Girl 2: I know...you never shut up about you ridin' him. It's called sex with the ex, you sluh.

Girl: I have SUCH a weird geeling!
Boy: Are you on the blob or wha'?

by Miaowmiaow May 15, 2012

Geelong

A city that really isn't a city. Capital of closing down shops that never close Georges Rug Clearance store, Ryrie Street There's the one cbd area smack bang in the centre with an aged foreshore. Anything outside this area is kinda pointless for tourists unless your going down the coast (great ocean road/otway). The city has cleaned its name since it's emo days during the lates 00's but the southern and western suburbs treat the north and eastern suburbs like shit. No we are not a part of Melbourne and our footy team is different, whereas say, collingwood or any melbourne suburb afl team would have there main supporters in the one suburb, Geelong has an entire city of supporters. Traffic is just as bad as Melbourne for a fraction of the residents. Stay away from Solar Drive, Plume street and that seven-eleven store in town.

Geelong is Melbournes bitch.

by Geelong Human May 25, 2018