by Shrzpnel June 5, 2018
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Postman: "I shouldn't go to number 10 Downing Street just yet without a gas mask, Officer. There's been a Uri Geller Smeller incident! Give it 20 minutes if I were you."
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A geezer is a descriptive word in the UK which is used to define a mans characteristics. A geezer will be found usually out side a pub with a pint in his hand on match day. They commonly like football, scrapping, beer, tea, tits, and Barry white. Geezers often acknowledge other geezers by a greeting each other by saying geezer followed by a nod and a thumbs up.
Nigel: Alright geezer how much is a can of red stripe
Charles: For you nothing my friend because your a top geezer
Nigel: arr Cheers geeze *nod* *thumbs up*
Charles: *nod* *thumbs up*
Charles: For you nothing my friend because your a top geezer
Nigel: arr Cheers geeze *nod* *thumbs up*
Charles: *nod* *thumbs up*
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by creamery July 28, 2007
Get the geefers mug.Bassist for the influencial metal group Black Sabbath. He was born Terence Michael Joseph Butler on July 17, 1949 in Aston, Birmingham, England. His nickname was from when he was a kid, he referred to everybody as "Geezer".
He formed a band with schoolmate, John Osbourne(Ozzy Osbourne), called Rare Breed. They brokeup for a time, then reunited with Tony Iommi and Bill Ward. Their original name was Polka Tulk, then Earth, and eventually, Black Sabbath. He played rhythm guitar in this time, but Iommi made it clear to him that he was going to be the only guitarist, so Butler switched to bass.
He is noted as one of the first bassists to you a Wah-wah Pedal, and one of the firsts to "de-tune" his bass (In order to match Iommi when he tuned to a C#). Both of these are used in many metal bands today.
He is currently in Heaven and Hell, with other former Black Sabbath members, Tony Iommi Ronnie James Dio, and Vinny Appice.
He formed a band with schoolmate, John Osbourne(Ozzy Osbourne), called Rare Breed. They brokeup for a time, then reunited with Tony Iommi and Bill Ward. Their original name was Polka Tulk, then Earth, and eventually, Black Sabbath. He played rhythm guitar in this time, but Iommi made it clear to him that he was going to be the only guitarist, so Butler switched to bass.
He is noted as one of the first bassists to you a Wah-wah Pedal, and one of the firsts to "de-tune" his bass (In order to match Iommi when he tuned to a C#). Both of these are used in many metal bands today.
He is currently in Heaven and Hell, with other former Black Sabbath members, Tony Iommi Ronnie James Dio, and Vinny Appice.
by TK9293 December 28, 2007
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