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A bunch of busted white 40 year old virgins that masturbate in their moms basement while fantasizing about chicks that would never fuck them... unless they are popping Ambien and getting sloshed out of their minds.
Talk about some white geek dick!! I got so wasted we ended up fucking. It was awful his dick is shorter then a baby carrot and hes a virgin..
by JuicyNY December 14, 2010
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Geek Down

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To Geek Down is when someone is studying for something, to get down on geek work so to speak
Friend: " ay man, do you want to head out to a show tonight?"
Geek: " nah homie i cant tonight, i need to hit the books and Geek Down for a test tomorrow."
by For-Cold-Sores November 18, 2009
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Geek Drunk

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Also known as geek wasted. Getting geek drunk is the act of losing all self control and/or inhibitions when around new technologies.
Being so in awe of some new gadget or technology that you have a hard time bringing coherent thoughts out to be discussed. In actuality you are reduced to a drooling, babbling idiot. Therefore you are Geek Drunk or Geek Wasted.
by sbinkerd1 August 26, 2013
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There is a difference between geeks and nerds.

Nerds are smart, people who lack much of a social life. They often have very few friends. Nerds don't talk much, and don't expect others to talk much to them. They are usually nice people, but don't have the social skills to go out and meet new friends.

Geeks are different from nerds in the fact that they have social lives. However, these social lives are often spent pursuing some passion that the geek is obsessed with (i.e. Yu-Gi-Oh!). They spend all their time thinking about their one obsession, and play it in all of their free time. Geeks are usually only friends with other geeks, and attempts to converse with geeks is futile, unless, of course, you want to talk about Star Trek or whatever the certain geek is obsessed with.

Examples of geek obsessions are Star Trek, Yu-Gi-Oh!, Magic the Gathering, StarCraft, and basically any other RPG.
Nerds are often very shy, while geeks are more outgoing.

Nerds spend most of their free time studying, while geeks make free time so they can play Dungeons and Dragons.

Nerds care what others think of them, but geeks are almost oblivious to the existence of those outside of their geek clan.

Based on all this, I would have to conclude that it is easier to befriend a nerd than a geek, but a geek would probably be a more interesting person.
by Rodney Basil April 30, 2004
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Geek le Douche

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What you call someone who is being a geek, and a douche, simultaneously.
GLD: "Before i go, i need to check on my level 70 ogre on wow."
Me: What the fuck, geek le douche.
by Krispy_Kreame November 23, 2007
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geek sick day

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When a geek takes a sick day, personal time off, or schedules a day off of work to coincide with the release date of a new game system or game.
David: Hey Chris, can you work a trouble ticket for me on Friday?
Chris: Sorry Dave, I am not going to be at work that day due to the Xbox One release.
David: Oh.. thats right, I forgot you were taking a geek sick day.
by IT Wizzard November 23, 2013
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