gazooks

In other words, "darn it". Commonly used while swinging your arm in a fashion similar to one arm punching your opposite bicep.

Hey man! That guy took the last bag of Big League Chew. Gazooks!

Gazooks, I underestimated the amount of toilet paper left on the roll!

by rhinografix September 10, 2010

gazoot

The crotch area/bone.

Hilary yelped in agony when she got kicked in the gazoot.

by Louis Clarkson December 16, 2005

gazoontight

The illiterate spelling of the word "Gesundheit"

*ACHOO!*

"Gazoontight."

You mean Gesundheit, moron.

by coolst August 17, 2011

gazoogle

1. Dig up the most minute details possible in the most obscure place.
2. Having the ability to recall that there may have been a post somewhere about this, THEN spending a week finding it.

also see: googler

1. The sperm of the fruit fly called Drosophila bifurca measures some two inches in length.
2. I see you had a post in this thread back in 1992, something about you and Al Gore inventing the modern internet

Term initially coined by Setzer Gambiani -

by mtbmed October 27, 2004

Gazoom

Bagooms, Shagoops, Bazams, Wonkers, Tonkers...Basically any of the hundreds of words invented by us males for what we seem to be obsessed with at least in the perception of the possessors of the Gazooms, breasts.

"HACHIMACHI! Take a gander at those there gazooms! She could wax my shapap any day".

by Sanbud "The Manbud" Tetrahani May 27, 2004

gazooted

being under the a extreme influence of weed or purple haze, any strong weed.

im tryin to get some of that good weed so i can get gazooted

by Gerron Herring December 16, 2006

Galoodle

An amount of measurement, approximately 8-9 units of an item.

One Galoodle of Peaches is about 8 Peaches.

1)"Did you get enough wood for the fire?
"How much should I have gotten?"
"Hmmm, about a Galoodle"
"Darn, I only got 5"

2)"Yo, those logs almost broke his nose!"
"Nah Broski, it was only like 4."
"A Galoodle would have done it!"

by Ryan Hoar January 9, 2008