by big fat sex man July 13, 2020
Frank: you have the gay cuz u sex with man
Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now
*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*
Joe: it's only gay if the balls touch
Frank: uhh *the think* I guess u alright for now
*two people walk out of that conversation alive instead of one*
by BOB12634 March 12, 2018
A comedy sports game that is most commonly played in car parks at night after the pub. It involves passing the ball amongst players with a maximum of three touches per player and a maximum of one bounce off the floor between players. If the ball bounces more than once or a player uses any part of the body apart from their hands to touch the ball they are out and then become a decoy who now has to try and put other players off using any means possible. The last player in wins.
by Nave Nilney July 31, 2007
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by xURMANx May 08, 2023
Some heterosexual men, in a two-male-one-female threesome, will avoid the sexual position "DP sandwich" because there is a good chance that one guy's dangling and swinging balls will rub against the the other guy's balls, creating gay pleasure and thus making the sex gay. The woman, to help the guys overcome their gay fears so that she can get what she wants, will encourage them by saying that the sex would only be gay if their balls touched.
Woman: C'mon guys, give it to me! At the same time! I'm so horny.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.
Man 1: No way, that's totally gay.
Man 2: Yeah, that's gay.
Woman: What is this, the Rocky & Bullwinkle show?! C'mon guys, think about it, it's only gay if your balls touch.
Man 1: (To Woman:) OK, maybe you're right. (To Man 2:) But I'm going to be on top because I don't trust you and your low-hanging balls.
Man 2: Sure, man, whatever.
by EmptyMeter April 25, 2017
A reasurance used toward to guys who are about to, or who you wish were about to, engage in homosexual activity. With just eachother, or with you as well.
It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.
It's also just funny.
It's not true, of course, as simply doing something with someone else can't change who you're attracted to, but with dudes being so afraid to be gay, it's worth a try.
It's also just funny.
by Figure.10 May 27, 2009
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others: EYO WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
others: EYO WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY
by ඞ GET OUT OF MY HEAD October 18, 2021