gaper

A gaper is a skiier or snowboarder who is completely clueless. Usually distiungished by their bright colored clothes and a gaper gap, the gap between goggles and a helment/hat. Gapers also do the "Gaper Tuck" which is an attempt at being a ski racer by tucking, however, it is done incorrectly with the poles sticking straight up like thunderbolts and lighting, very very frightning! Gapers also sit at the bottom of jumps and try and go big off table tops in the park.

1. My eyes are burning from that gapers bright colored clothes.
2. I fell off the chair laughing at that gaper tuck.
3. Did you just see that gaper getting landed on because he was sitting like a dumbass at the landing of a jump.

by Abe W January 5, 2006

gapperd

n. a person who can't remember something obvious or common knowledge. Someone who doesn't notice or realize something that is right in front of them.

Bennett- What school do I go to again?
Jackie- duh! this is xavier!
Tillea- wow jackie. you're such a gapperd! Bennett is a boy and therefore goes to Brophy! geezz

by Tillahizz February 10, 2009

gawker face

The look a person gets on their face while staring at someone intently, sometimes because they think they might recognize them but aren't sure who it is.

If the two parties do not know each other, gawker face can be mistaken for creeper face

Chelsea had some serious gawker face when she thought she saw Josh while driving through town.

by nash_money September 15, 2011

gawkerstalker

A gawkerstalker is somebody who tracks down celebs and then tells others of their whereabouts, actions , appearance etc.

Gawkerstalkers are all over the city, waiting to catch a glimpse of a celeb!

by joanna moran April 24, 2006

Turkish Gaper

One who uses the index or middle finger depending on the cirumstance to rub the outer part of the rectum until it puckers open for easier access.

Today my girlfriend let me have anal intercouse so i used the "Turkish Gaper" to make it easier for insertion of my penis.

by twojoints September 9, 2010

gasper

Someone who likes to be choked or strangled while having sexual relations.

Before he tied me up to f*ck me, I reminded him that I'm a gasper.

by Queen of the Gaspers September 8, 2006

gapermaker

A gapermaker is a person who likes to gape peoples' asses. Gapermakers are likely to practice other degrading sex acts like atm action and gape rimming.

That VanW guy is a real gapermaker !

by J.E. November 30, 2006