Did you hear the Supreme Court just ruled that convicts don't have a right to DNA testing, even if they pay for it themselves! What a bunch of gavelmonkeys!
by Maxhole June 20, 2009
Get the gavelmonkey mug.when a woman has your bean bag in her mouth and you're banging your johnson against her forehead (i.e. pounding the gavel), when you're getting ready to bust a nut, yell out "Case Closed!" or "Here Comes the Judge!"
Variations include tossing your chowder in her eye (or ear) and shouting "Case Dismissed!" or pulling out early and shouting "I Find You in Contempt!" before flipping her over and performing the bobsled.
Variations include tossing your chowder in her eye (or ear) and shouting "Case Dismissed!" or pulling out early and shouting "I Find You in Contempt!" before flipping her over and performing the bobsled.
I was pounding the judge's gavel with Vanessa last night and at the last second I stopped short, shouted "Here Comes the Judge!" and then made an egg-white omelet for her.
by Judge January 25, 2005
Get the judge's gavel mug.Gareld is always watching, he is always in the background, you just never cared to look, for you were afraid of what you might find. he has been there for every major event in history and will continue to be there for every major event. he rarely intervenes and when he does, he is careful to leave no trace and a story that could be believed. for example, he killed Adolf Hitler. the only known group of people who know about Gareld are the American government. when a new member joins they go through a process called "the induction" where they are forced to come to terms with all the bad that they have done. this can often times destroy the mind of an individual as you could see with individuals such as Rudy Juliani. When someone leaves the Government they are given amnestics designed to specifically remove only memories of Gareld. Gareld is often depicted as a tall man in a trench coat with a note book and pen in hand, often writing. many theories have been made as to what Gerald is doing, and why he is watching. some of the more popular theories think that Gareld serves aliens and collects information to serve to them about human nature. others think that he is a time traveler and is recording how each event happened and to make the most accurate depiction of history possible. and others even think that he is a god that exists outside of time. one things for certain, Gareld will continue to watch, and the day that he stops, could mean the end for us all.
by Banana Barry January 4, 2021
Get the Gareld mug.The worst fucking kind of succession in Crusader Kings 2, change it to primogeniture immediately so that your inbred, genius, homosexual firstborn son gets all your lands and titles.
Crusader King #1: I think I'm gonna keep Gavelkind succession on so that my titles are divided equally among my heirs.
Crusader King #2: What are you, a fucking Karling!? Have fun watching your dynasty of lunatic cannibals crumble.
Crusader King #2: What are you, a fucking Karling!? Have fun watching your dynasty of lunatic cannibals crumble.
by Tom Bombadil February 9, 2021
Get the Gavelkind mug.When a model un delegate sleeps with their chair in order to win the prize of best delegate, (refers to the prize, which is the gavel used during committee).
“Dude, how did albania win? They only spoke like twice, and didn’t even sponsor a resolution!”
“They totally didn’t deserve it, it must have been a golden gavel.”
“They totally didn’t deserve it, it must have been a golden gavel.”
by anyways: April 6, 2018
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Get the The Travel Gavel mug.1. The most amazing human being ever to live.
2. To be so Bosnian as to cough up blood.
3. To assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.
2. To be so Bosnian as to cough up blood.
3. To assassinate Archduke Ferdinand.
by Jun-Jun the Spoon December 1, 2006
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