Country Gatherer 5

An urban slang term that originated from MSN statuses. One may use the term to have other people acknowledge that they are indeed watching the TV Series "Country Gatherer" and currently on episode 5. This is crucial to have as a status for there is no point in watching a Television show if others don't know about it.

Example 1
"Share something new with friends."

*Hmm, well my best friend passed away last week. No, no, that can wait, I MUST tell others what I am watching as of RIGHT NOW.*

"Country Gatherer 5"

"There, done. Hopefully people will see it, and maybe even comment on it"

Example 2
Friend 1: "Yo Phillip, whatcha doing? Watching porn?"
Phillip: "Nah, why watch porn when you can watch Country Gatherer?" "I'm on episode 5."
Friend 1: "Don't forget to put it as your MSN status, or there is no point in even watching it.

Phillip: Damn, almost forgot, thanks bro.

by CountryGatherer5 August 6, 2011

chip gathering

a gathering amongst biblical brothers. Usually in a secretive place, brothers in Christ. This is a biweekly occurrence, one must eat 30 chips during the gathering. You must have at least one unopen bag of chips present. You also must have two different types of salsa present. If you don’t meet the requirements, it is not a chip gathering.

Yo my brotha, You gonna come to the biweekly chip gathering tonight?

by neeb chonk March 9, 2023

magic the gathering

crack in the form of cards

it will consume you....

"I just got a sweet new pack of mtg"

by Nubcakes May 13, 2005

magic the gathering

Dangerous to those that can't add or subtract.

examples:

1/1 + +1/+1 = 2/2

also: 20 - 23 = -3 = you lose, you fucking trog

^-spooky math

by trappy April 19, 2005

rainbow gathering

1. a non-monetary gathering for peace and community; occurs constantly both nationally and globally. barter welcome, but no alchohol allowed in the gathering proper. opposite of babylon.

"I had a blast helping out a kitchen at the rainbow gathering last summer."

by 2day September 23, 2005

Gather and Explode

(1)The process of running to a point, gathering your momentum and jumping as high as you can off of two feet. (2)The moment leading up to and the moment of ejaculation.

"Man that chick is like 7 feet tall. I'm gonna have to gather and explode to seal the deal."

by Patrick is a bitch April 11, 2010

snatch gathering

a gathering of females, the opposite of sausage feast.

girl one-wanna go to the party?

girl two-no i heard it was going to be a snatch gathering

by razzledazzle23 December 23, 2012