GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART

The release of a silent butt deadly fart in bed, then pulling the blanket over a persons head, causing them to feel as if they are a Jew being gassed.

person #1 "Shanna, what did you give your husband for Hanukah?"

person #2 "I gave him a"GASTRONOMICAL-BLANKETFART".

by lucysky January 24, 2010

Gastronomica

The instrument created by your anal cavity; as in 'harmonica'. Making yourself fart. Using the rare ability to suck air up one's anus and farting it out to produce consecutive deep, full tones. >Warning the use of the gastronomica could cause a sudden need to crap.<

Jim Wilson can play his gastronomica like there's no tomorrow. 'Midnight Honkytonk Stroll' by Fecal Spectrum is awesome 'cause they use the gastronomica.
> Visit Jim and Fecal Spectrum at www.myspace.com/fecalspectrum <

by G. 'WonderBoy' B. December 17, 2008

gastronomical

Food that is so expensive that it makes you sick

'Man, those hipster burger prices are gastronomical. Whatever happened to a $2 cheeseburger?'

by SushiB March 9, 2013

gastronomy

the study of how long it takes to take a dump after eating at taco bell

the study of how loud you fart after eating at taco bell

the study of farting so loudly that you go flying in the air and crack windows, leaving large marks on an seismometer

jaden just took a huge gastronomy, must've been taco bell

by autistizar December 2, 2013

Gastronycosis

The act of swallowing ones own semen.

I Gastronycosised all night and now I have the taste in my mouth!

by abcdefghijklmnopqrstuwxyzPOOP October 11, 2007

Gasteroid

Massive fart

After eating 20 bean burritos, he released a gasteroid and stunk up the whole restaurant.

by DJ F-Train November 20, 2011

gastronomically hung over

A state of being: when you are so full from your last meal that you dont want, or cant even stomach, the next one.

If we do the buffet for lunch we'll be so gastronomically hung over we wont need to worry about supper.

by B-Flo January 3, 2009