Gaseous Cracker

A white person with an excessive amount of gas.

Once the Gaseous Cracker has released it’s deadly fumes it can reach within a mile radius, known as the red zone. The next zone is known as the blue zone, where if inhaled can cause vomiting, diarrhea, hallucinations, and sometimes death.

by Sparky_lumps December 7, 2020

Asseous Gaseous

See Gaseous Asseous

“Asseous Gaseous!”, Tony exclaimed, having ripped a long fart. Then he looked it up and found Gaseous Asseous fit the definition perfectly.

by Toysinmyattic March 28, 2022

Gaseous Logic

Reasoning so diffuse, so unconstrained, so free-floating that it barely qualifies as logic at all—yet somehow still manages to be persuasive. Gaseous logic expands to fill any space, seeps through any crack, surrounds any opponent with an atmosphere of seeming reasonableness that's impossible to grab hold of. It's the logic of politicians who say everything and nothing, of pundits who sound profound while saying nothing, of that friend who can argue any side of any issue with equal conviction. Gaseous logic is impossible to refute because it has no fixed claims to grab onto—it's all atmosphere, no substance.

Example: "The candidate's answers were pure gaseous logic—expansive, diffuse, impossible to pin down. When pressed on healthcare, he spoke about freedom. When pressed on freedom, he spoke about the future. When pressed on the future, he spoke about healthcare. His logic filled the room but had no content. His supporters called him thoughtful; his opponents called him empty. Both were right."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

Gaseous System Reality

A model of reality so diffuse, so unconstrained, so free-floating that it barely qualifies as a system at all—yet somehow still contains everything. In gaseous system reality, boundaries are meaningless, categories are approximations, and everything interpenetrates everything else. This is the reality of quantum fields, of mystical experience, of the feeling that you're connected to everything and nothing simultaneously. Gaseous system reality is where mystics live and where scientists go when they've had too much coffee. It's impossible to navigate but wonderful to contemplate.

Example: "After a particularly intense meditation session, he experienced gaseous system reality. His boundaries dissolved; he felt connected to everything; his sense of self expanded to fill the universe. Then he had to go grocery shopping, which required a much more bounded reality. The transition was jarring. He bought milk while still feeling vaguely cosmic, which is a very strange way to shop."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

Gaseous System Logic

A logical framework so diffuse, so unconstrained, so free-floating that it barely qualifies as logic at all—yet somehow still produces conclusions. Gaseous system logic expands to fill any conceptual space, seeps through any boundary, surrounds any issue with an atmosphere of seeming reason that's impossible to grab hold of. This is the logic of pundits who sound profound while saying nothing, of corporate mission statements that mean everything and nothing, of that friend who can argue any side with equal conviction. Gaseous system logic is impossible to refute because it has no fixed claims—it's all atmosphere, no substance.

Example: "The CEO's vision statement was pure gaseous system logic—'We're creating value through synergistic innovation while leveraging our core competencies to optimize stakeholder outcomes.' It sounded impressive, meant nothing, and couldn't be challenged because there was nothing to grab onto. Employees nodded, pretended to understand, and went back to work, surrounded by gas."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

Gaseous Truth

Truth so diffuse, so expansive, so lacking in fixed form that it barely qualifies as truth at all—yet somehow still contains genuine insight. Gaseous truth fills whatever space it occupies, impossible to grab hold of, impossible to pin down, but surrounding everything with an atmosphere of meaning. This is the truth of poetry, of mysticism, of the profound insight that can't be reduced to propositions. Gaseous truth is real but not propositional; it's true but not factual. It's the truth you feel but can't explain, the truth that's everywhere and nowhere, the truth that philosophers chase and lovers touch.

Example: "He tried to explain his spiritual experience, but words failed. 'It was like... everything is connected... and also nothing matters... but in a good way... and time isn't real... but it is... I don't know.' Gaseous truth: real but uncontainable. His friend nodded, having no idea what he meant, but somehow understanding anyway."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026

Gaseous System Truth

Truth so diffuse, so expansive, so lacking in fixed form that it permeates everything without being capturable anywhere. Gaseous system truth is the truth of atmospheres—of cultural moods, of collective consciousness, of the spirit of an age. It's real but not localizable; true but not propositional. You know it's there because you breathe it, but you can't point to it or hold it. Gaseous system truth is the truth of "the vibe," of "the zeitgeist," of "the way things feel." It's what poets chase and scientists dismiss, to their loss.

Example: "She tried to explain the mood of 2020—fear, isolation, hope, despair, all mixed into something new. Gaseous system truth: it was everywhere and nowhere, real but uncapturable. Any specific statement was inadequate; the truth was in the atmosphere. Her listeners nodded, having breathed the same air. They didn't need it explained; they needed it acknowledged."

by AbzuInExile February 16, 2026