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A high school where only sports matter, the principal is a prick, and the girls sleep with their biology partners. Not one virgin seems to exist. Most girls think they're better than others and the guys are to cocky to function. Roll Big Train ladies and gents.
"I go to Garrett High School if that says anything"
by yikkkkes15 May 27, 2017
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The cleanest, most fresh, moist vagina a Garret has ever had. Cannot be topped by any other vagina out there.
Since the nuclear power plant can run itself, I have more time to munch on the snack that is Garrets vagina.
by Where is the tunnel April 22, 2021
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aliah garretson

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This girl is a ugly piece of garbage<3 but she could grow up she’s still just 5 😂 jk but she needs possible help or a mental hospital rn thank you urban Dictionary<3
Aliah| why are you so fat

Me|well I wouldn’t wanna look like your ugly ass

Aliah| well your a hoe and I’m too scared to say stfu to someone’s face❤️😭

Like I would keep dreaming to be pretty as well ugly hoe ❤️ Love, The person that wants to kick ur ass✨😖 aliah garretson 🦶🏻
by Unknown doge October 30, 2020
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Garretson

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A dick infested town with not only one long penis but 2 long penises. mr. and mrs. long have tiny buttholes and like it like the kids that lurk within
you - ew mr long is gay and he lives in garretson.

me - yes we know.

us - save uss from this place called dicked gtown
by TheGuyWhoLivesInGarretson January 17, 2020
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Sloppy Garrett

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A Sloppy Garrett is the flawless combination of the "Chili Dog" and the "Cincinnati Bow-tie".

Simply, after sodomizing a woman's asshole, you reverse titty-fuck her. Positioning yourself so your nuts are on her chin, your asshole is in her nose, and your cock (still having fecal matter on it) is sliding in between her breasts, resembling a Chili Dog. The woman needs at least C cup for this to work properly, preferably a D cup sized breasts.
"Oh no! The Sloppy Garrett got everywhere! There's such a mess! Whatever am I to do?"
by The Sloppiest Garrett October 4, 2008
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Righto; that’s all Sir Garnet. I like to see you civvies act up to your name.
by Delbosco November 13, 2021
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