Garrett Graham is my baby he is literally just the most perfect man ever. I love him so much. Garrett Graham is a fictional hockey player from the book “The Deal” by Elle Kennedy he is so sweet and he’s also super funny. Him and his personality are both so hot. Anyways yes he is MINE. His sports number is fourty-four. His gf is Hannah Wells. He has grey eyes (ik OMG) he is about six-foot-three? Maybe? six foot something idk. His father is Phil Graham but we hate Phil (SIGN PETITIONS TO KILL OFF PHIL) He has two kids. His bestfriend is Logan. He lives with three off his friends. He goes to Briar University College. His favorite color is black. His mother died. As you can tell I am absolutely obsessed w him and in love w him. I’ve read the book at-least like 4 times. Anyways he’s just so funny, and kind, and sweet, and loving, and protective. Hannah and him are so cute together it just makes me want to jump off a clock tower. (JKJK)
by V4g!na<3 February 27, 2022
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by losrsoulunfooled August 30, 2013
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An amazing person. He's smart funny and good lookin. He is misunderstood. He is a badass on the outside and a gentle caring sweet person on the inside, he has a dark but outright hilarious sense of humor. He is himself and doesn't care what people think. If you ever find a garrett keep him you'll be glad you did.
by Dankdawg2.0 November 21, 2017
Get the Garrett mug.American actor who plays Tanner in Disney Channel's Original Movie, Teen Beach Movie. He also guest stars as Chase on ABC Family's “The Fosters.”
by DDLynch January 28, 2014
Get the garrett clayton mug.During sex, the man whips his penis so hard at the face of the girl, that she gets a bloody nose. Then while she is bleeding, he continues to have sex, spreading the blood all over his and her body, creating a light rust color when the blood dries.
William: “Damn, last night I was going so hard with your mom that I gave her a Rusty Garret”
Andrew: “Wow you guys must have been really into it. I honestly can’t even be mad that it was my mom”
Andrew: “Wow you guys must have been really into it. I honestly can’t even be mad that it was my mom”
by StraightOrangeHair July 11, 2020
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"Yo man i was trying to get this chick to give me a Garrens BallBarrens last night but my water heater was broken"
"Hey can I use your microwave?"
"Yea sure why?
"I gotta heat up some water. Im trying to give this girl a Garrens BallBarrens bruh."
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by Animal House HI December 9, 2012
Get the Garrens BallBarrens mug.Garrett's are the kind that will either rub you the wrong way at first, then win you over quickly, if he cares to. Or, you will click with him right away. You'll be confused when he's an asshole, and then on the same subject make you feel amazing, usually within' the same sentence. He's the kind to push you, because he believes in you. He'll smile that wicked smile, and your knees will go weak. He'll flip his hair, and send shivers down your spine. Oh, he also has a great ass. He's a cocky son of a bitch. He's a know-it-all, and knows it, gloats it. He'll make you want to learn, to better your self, to conquer the world. Thoughts of him, will push you to go further. Careful though, take care, you'll be head-over-heels in love before you realize, and because of this, you accept only being his friend. Taking the opportunity to form a great relationship. And absorbing all you can from him. He will be one of the greatest people you fall in love with, but an ever greater friend.
by PinkStars September 27, 2014
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