(Noun) A greasy cuck who doesn't bathe, and manipulates underage girls. Usually found having mental breakdowns or dressed as a banana.
by Takisporee January 2, 2020
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Uncommonly polite, dedicated to good grammar and proper etiquette, the Groome will often correct people when they say something that doesn't sound right to it, but is often confused when an inordinate number of people do inpolite things at once. In these situations it will snap and utter the word 'Shhhhh!', which in its native language means 'I am a rascist'.
v. causing someone pain acute to wrapping the palm around their testicles (or labia) and squeezing hard while tearing away the skin. This was used as a medieval torture method for many years, but is now just a metaphor, can mean mental pain.
adj. when someone is Groome, they can be described as having either the appearance or behavior of a cross between a screech monkey with a nose cold and a night owl.
Uncommonly polite, dedicated to good grammar and proper etiquette, the Groome will often correct people when they say something that doesn't sound right to it, but is often confused when an inordinate number of people do inpolite things at once. In these situations it will snap and utter the word 'Shhhhh!', which in its native language means 'I am a rascist'.
v. causing someone pain acute to wrapping the palm around their testicles (or labia) and squeezing hard while tearing away the skin. This was used as a medieval torture method for many years, but is now just a metaphor, can mean mental pain.
adj. when someone is Groome, they can be described as having either the appearance or behavior of a cross between a screech monkey with a nose cold and a night owl.
n. I was trying to get some sleep in class, but then that Groome told me to sit in the back!
v. Ugh, i bombed that test, that teacher Groomed me alright.
adj. She looks just like a Groome!
v. Ugh, i bombed that test, that teacher Groomed me alright.
adj. She looks just like a Groome!
by Jelbaz111 June 23, 2010
Get the Groome mug.A commonly used phrase which pisses pedos/MAPs off. Commonly heard when referring to Onision. People spam Onision’s Twitter, Instagram and Discord server with this phrase. A clever adaptation of Ok Boomer.
Person 1: “So Justin. How did you get banned from Onision’s discord???”
Person 2: “All I did was spam Ok, Groomer ”
Person 3: Well done man *pats Person 2 on the back*
Person 2: “All I did was spam Ok, Groomer ”
Person 3: Well done man *pats Person 2 on the back*
by Castelii December 4, 2019
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The appropriate mate for bridezilla, groomzilla is a combination of groom and godzilla, and describes an unreasonably demanding groom. Groomzillas rarely express themselves over the small details of the wedding ceremony and reception, preferring instead to force family members into uncomfortable situations or make vague general statements his bride must extrapolate from.
Groomzilla's attacks are often seen by his bride to be personal attacks on her, her ability to get along with her future in-laws, and her ability to plan a wedding.
This term is most often seen on wedding-related media, especially chat boards.
The appropriate mate for bridezilla, groomzilla is a combination of groom and godzilla, and describes an unreasonably demanding groom. Groomzillas rarely express themselves over the small details of the wedding ceremony and reception, preferring instead to force family members into uncomfortable situations or make vague general statements his bride must extrapolate from.
Groomzilla's attacks are often seen by his bride to be personal attacks on her, her ability to get along with her future in-laws, and her ability to plan a wedding.
This term is most often seen on wedding-related media, especially chat boards.
OMG, I can't believe my groomzilla wants me to spend six whole hours talking to his mother!
Groomzilla was last seen terrorizing Tokyo and demanding unreasonably-priced things for his small-budget wedding.
Groomzilla was last seen terrorizing Tokyo and demanding unreasonably-priced things for his small-budget wedding.
by Maryilee January 22, 2009
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A groom who is being obstinate.
A groom who has to chew out the vendors and caterers.
A groom who will battle his Bridezilla, on top of a miniature of down town Tokyo, over the cost of the wedding photographer.
A male ape who is about to wed.
A groom who is being obstinate.
A groom who has to chew out the vendors and caterers.
A groom who will battle his Bridezilla, on top of a miniature of down town Tokyo, over the cost of the wedding photographer.
A male ape who is about to wed.
"When our wedding planner wasn't doing what I asked, my fiancé had to get Groom Kong on her ass."
"When gay marriage is legalized, I'm going to be such a Groom Kong."
"But you quoted us $1200 on the fog machine, not $2500! Ahhh! Anger! Rage! Kong!"
"When gay marriage is legalized, I'm going to be such a Groom Kong."
"But you quoted us $1200 on the fog machine, not $2500! Ahhh! Anger! Rage! Kong!"
by The Vidiot October 23, 2009
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