The act getting into a perched position and masturbating. This position is usually reserved for advanced levels.
by neelzo September 27, 2008
Get the Gargoylemug. A woman who is clingy in nature, who after the relationship has ended and at times during the relationship, become obsessive and borderline stalker.
Man 1: "Hey are you going to the bar tonight?"
Man 2: "No, my gargoyle is there."
Man 1: "Didn't you break up with her?"
Man 2: "Yes, she won't leave me alone hence why I called her a gargoyle"
Man 2: "No, my gargoyle is there."
Man 1: "Didn't you break up with her?"
Man 2: "Yes, she won't leave me alone hence why I called her a gargoyle"
by Big Papa Yuk June 6, 2011
Get the Gargoylemug. to perch or straddle someones face while they are lieing on the ground. then punching them in the stomach or balls. making them sit up into your anus. making you resemble a creature of the night.
YOU GOT RICK ROLLED!!!! gARGOYLE
by SEVENDURT October 18, 2008
Get the Gargoylemug. Its reference to a female's booty that you cant see right away. It can be a small & tight butt or (i prefer) a big & ferm booty.
Also a gargoyle is the butt version warlock (see warlock)
Also a gargoyle is the butt version warlock (see warlock)
guy1: "Wwwoo, did you see her booty?"
guy2: "Damn, naw man!
guy1: "You got to get a glimps at that gargoyle!"
guy2: "Damn, naw man!
guy1: "You got to get a glimps at that gargoyle!"
by AntonioDaniels August 5, 2008
Get the Gargoylemug. An old person, 40-75, that works in a school but just stands in the lunchroom yelling at kids all day; has characteristics of a gargoyle, including hunch back, bird like reflex's, and everyone tries to annoy her.
by Foho February 26, 2011
Get the Gargoylemug. When you smoke A LOT of chronic herb and feel like a statue. Similar to couch lock but more fucked up.
Homie: yo man wanna play some beer pong?
Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.
Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.
Me: down but i aint movin.
Me: no can do mang, im fuckin gargoyled.
Homie: respect, lets roast another bowl then.
Me: down but i aint movin.
by Haze-ThaGreenMachine May 27, 2010
Get the Gargoyledmug. The act of puking and shitting at the same time. Derived from the position one must assume in order to accurately land all excrement into a single toilet.
The combination of Montezuma tequila shots and late night taco bell left me gargoyling into the early morning.
by M Jonesy February 3, 2010
Get the Gargoylingmug.