Garfunkel 

The little bits of poop that stick to the inside of the toilet bowl despite repeated flushes. Sometimes they linger for weeks, despite how many times you attempt to dislodge it with your pee stream.

Man, that Garfunkel has been there for weeks. We should really clean the toilet.

Nah, I’ll just pee on it some more.

Garfunkel by Wordsmith2themax September 24, 2021

Garfunkel 

(verb) To confuse, mislead, conceive, trick, fool, or to utterly violate someone

2. (noun) An expression of multiple swear words at once such as “fuck, shit, asshole, motherfucker, dick, “and many racial slurs

1. (verb)“Holy shit Randy just garfunkelled the shit out of Meatball”

2.(noun) Well, Garfunkel

Garfunkel by iHeartMilfs303 July 26, 2022

Garfunkel 

1(noun). A word meaning every swear word or racial slur at once.

2(verb). To trick, deceive, confuse, mislead, or to utterly violate someone.

(noun) “You piece of Garfunkel!”
(verb) “That guy just garfunkelled the hell out of {name}

Garfunkel by iHeartMilfs303 August 16, 2022

Garfunkel 

When you jerk off violently while crying and standing up in your sleep

Last night was a rough night. I think I Garfunkeled all over my room because I woke up sticky.

Garfunkel by SlimeyT March 2, 2024

Garfunkel'd 

To take one's swagger down one or more notches.

When someone compromises your swagger by being a total bitch.

My Mizzle wouldn't let me get a pretzel dog from the food court, even after I bought her a Cinnabon. She totes Garfunkel'd me!

Garfunkel'd by BizzleFoShizzle September 10, 2012

Garfunkel Lock 

Where the only music you can find on the radio is decades older than what you want to hear.

I was looking for the new Shinedown songs on the radio but I was in Garfunkel Lock

Garfunkel Lock by musicalive February 14, 2012

Garfunkel Says 

A kiddie game whereby you get credit if you always remember to NOT comply with a request if "Garfunkel says" is uttered beforehand.

I love playing "Garfunkel Says" wif da neighborhood kids, but da problem is dat I often have trouble remembering if da action-requester actually said "da magic words" or not, and so I tend to get GarFLUNKeled a lot during said uproarious game. :P

Garfunkel Says by QuacksO December 6, 2020