Garbled

To drop the ball or fuck up. Basically just mess up an entire situation.

Tom: Dude I really messed up
Ian: What happened?
Tom: I made fun of the Asian exchange student in my math class and accidentally started a war with China
Ian: Ya you really garbled that situation

by Vanier33 March 12, 2013

Garfiled

A guy who is a fricking stud who can pull every girl on sight. He is totaly awesome and any girl would love to have him and hate to let him go.

look at that kid. he is a total Garfiled

by gmoney1400 January 11, 2012

gaffled

Getting beat down bad.

That dude totally got gaffled, he can't even walk straight any more.

by zap22 August 31, 2005

gaffled

to steal a lighter ...
once the whole cig. is gone the lighter is rightfully yours.

void on blunts ....

who gaffled my lighter ? me but its mine now i finished the cig....

by mi@25 May 12, 2008

Gaffled

A adjective for anything beat up,nasty,played out,fell out the ugly tree,...displeasing to the eye really.

Sound it out...Ga ff led..now look at your self in the mirror while you say it.. That's the look. Damn,Gaffled aren't ya?

by Jacob June 7, 2004

Gargled bloodbath

When your in the act of love licking her out and she's on her period and she start saying bleeding but she's about to cum so you keep licking and your mouth gets flooded with blood

She gave me a gargled bloodbath

by Andy tracker traveler February 18, 2017

garbledick

He can only speak garbledick, since his mouth is full of cock..

Can you understand garbledick? you seem well practiced at talking with your mouth full of cock!

by mbdick October 16, 2017