grendel

a vaginal seeking son of a bitch

Hillary Clinton: "That Grendel ate my 'lunch'"

by A.J. Harris November 7, 2006

Grendelina

Grendel's mom. Grendel's mom was never actually named in Beowulf, no? so I just gave her a name.

If you looked this up I assume you know who Grendel is, so I won't take the time to explain what he is.

Grendelina was slayed after Beowulf slayed her equally badass son.

by jkl; October 24, 2005

Greedy Grendetta

a female who wants to own everything they get their paws on, or lay their greedy grendetta eyes on. This includes Christmas presents and boyfriends.

person 1: "Where the hell are the rest of my gifts?!"
person 2: "Don't be such a Greedy Grendetta!"

by Farty Fran December 10, 2010

Grendel

A white chick who loves to get ass-to-mouth from a black dude. Think ATM for a Mudshark. Can also be used as a verb.

Yo that bitch is a total Grendel.

or

Damn, I am totally gonna grendel that blond over there.

by provisio October 25, 2009

Grendel

1. A giant beast that lives in a lake with his mother in the epic poem Beowulf 2. A giant beast that lives in the pants of a male human (if you catch my drift)

Go suck on a grendel!
Dude, he has a nine inch grendel.

by Doug Hurlburt October 6, 2005

gartender

A non-black woman or girl who has sex with black men.

"Wow, Jennifer has spend spending a lot of time at the basketball games."

"I know, she's really become quite the gartender"

by Lashawn December 8, 2006

grendel

a name for an obscenely ugly female. Spawning from the mythical beast in the book Beowulf, the name represents a large/fat/ugly/hairy or just generally disgusting display of womanliness

Dude, look at that Grendel!
Yeah, I wouldn't want to get in a fight with her, she'd kick my ass!

by bob marley January 27, 2005